Dazai's List of Don'ts

Borne Back Carelessly into the Past

Season 1: Episode 12 (SUBBED & DUBBED)

To: Osamu Dazai

From: Fynn Lind

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Since entering our new relationship, Dazai was a bit more relaxed. I could tell because once getting to work today he took off his tan coat and was just chilling reading his suicide book. We had discussed that we weren't going to tell the others about us dating just yet but once locking eyes with Ranpo, I know he knew. I stared him down until he got the idea of not telling anyone.

I sat at my desk and sighed at the pile of paperwork that wasn't mine (I might love Dazai but I ain't his secretary!). I glare over at him before just taking out my notebook and jotting down a few notes like: 'don't make Fynn do your paperwork' and 'do take your coat off more often ;)'.

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[2:10]

1. Atsushi should have known there weren't enough rooms after I gave him mine!

[2:14]

2. Was she really though?

[2:20]

3. Don't wave him over like that! It's weird.

[2:28]

4. And there you go again, guilt-tripping Atsushi!

[2:36]

5. You think you're so smooth, don't you?

---I have no idea what you're talking about ;)

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After turning around in his chair with a goofy face Dazai is greeted by Kunikida. "If you have the time to mess with Atsushi, write up the report about your capture by the Port Mafia!" Kunikida grunts as he types away at his computer. Turning back around to face Atsushi Dazai becomes serious.

"Atsushi..." Dazai says.

"Yes?" Atsushi replies, straightening up from the call of his superior. 

"Write the report for me."

"What?" Atsushi groans.

"It'll be about the person who placed a bounty on your head."

"You found out who?"

"We found out who." I huff, crossing my arms over my chest. "And before you ask Dazai, I'm not writing the report for you either." I say, shutting him down immediately as he had raised his hand and turned towards me to ask. 

"Eh hehe, okay Fynn." Dazai chuckles. "Anyways... according to the Port Mafia's communication records, the bounty was funded by the leader of The Guild, a North American organization of the gifted."

"The Guild is considered an urban legend." Kunikida speaks up. "Their agents are said to hold key positions in finance, politics, and the military. They are a secret society who use their limitless funds and abilities to plot countless schemes." He explains. "Why would such a group want Atsushi?"

"Because they want a pretty kitty for a pet." I joke after standing up and walking over to Atsushi where I pat him on the head. "So soft!" I coo. Suddenly the sound of a helicopter is heard and we all look towards the window until Junichiro bursts into the office.

"You need to come see this!" Junichiro shouts. We all proceed to run to the rooftop witnessing a helicopter landing on the road.

"It seems we've been preempted." Dazai says as we see three members of The Guild get out of the helicopter and smirk at us.

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It was the next morning after The Guild's appearance. A couple of us were gathered around the television at work watching the news. A building had mysteriously disappeared.

"Hey, did you see the morning news?!" Kunikida panics as he rushes into the office.

"It's on the TV, too." Dazai replies as he stares at the television.

"Please see for yourself." The news reporter says from off the screen. "A seven-story building has vanished overnight. According to one source, the building housed a front company for the Port Mafia. It was allegedly used as an office by their agents."

"So this is the message..." Kunikida mumbles as Dazai turns off the television.

"Kenji hasn't been back to the dorm since seeing them off." Junichiro pipes up worriedly, holding onto Kenji's straw hat.

"So they'll annihilate anyone who opposes them, be they the Port Mafia or the Agency." Dazai thinks aloud.

"Tanizaki, from now on, you're prohibited from working alone!" Kunikida announces. "Look for Kenji with Atsushi! Dazai, you're with me! We need to meet with the president."

"And I'll be coming with as well!" I chime in. 

"Silent stalker." Dazai mutters and I punch him in the arm, giving him a 'are you kidding me' look as I do so. 

"We don't know what kind of gifts they possess." Kunikida goes on, talking to Atsushi. "If you make contact with the enemy, don't engage them. Run!"

"Okay." Atsushi agrees.

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Today's uploaded date: 11/15/20

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