(School was killing my motivation so I shitposted a bit here and there and this is what I gathered for past few days. Enjoy~)
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*Dust playing with something at the store display*
Blue: What are you doing?
Dust: Worshipping Satan obviously.
Blue: Bit weird to worship yourself but whatever makes you happy.
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Blue: If you're gonna stab someone, stab them and punch where you stabbed. They won't feel the knife wound and think you just punched them.
*Ink and Dream whispering*: Wtf Blue?
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Geno: Aparently when I was in kindergarten I brought a book to show and tell and 'read' it to the whole class. Later my teacher asked my mom if she knew I could read and my mom told her "He can't. He just memorized it and knows when to turn the page."
Geno: And that was probably the first master mind I pulled off in my childhood.
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Nightmare: Our can opener is broken.
Error: So is it now a 'can't opener'?
Nightmare: ...I can't believe I feel in love with you of all people.
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Cross: I love wearing oversized sweaters. Not only are they comfy but the slaves are really long and I can flip them around and smack people.
Error: Yeah me to. It's just like 'Flippity flop you need to stop.' or 'Whipity whap don't talk crap.' And I love it.
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Cross: Hey what are you up to?
Passive: Planning my domination of the world.
*Cross completely used to shit like that*: Cool. What do you want for dinner?
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Nightmare: So how's the prettiest person in the world doing?
*Error unphased*: I don't know. How are you?
*Nightmare with his voice cracking*: I'm fine.
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Geno: The real treasure were the memories we made along the way...
Reaper: I almost died.
Geno: Ah yes... That's my fondest memory.
*Reaper tearing up*: Why do you hate me so much?
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Nightmare: Are you clinically insane or incredibly annoying?
Killer: Idk probably both.
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Nightmare: So I have this friend, Error, who is dyslexic and one time he said: ''I put sexy into dyslexia." and after like 30 seconds he just went: "FUCK!"
Nightmare: And I don't know about you but I had a hard time stopping myself from fucking this cute son of a bitch right then and there.
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Cross: I have something to get of my chest.
Nightmare: Is it your shirt? I hope it's your shirt.
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