(Ye)
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Cross: In your opinion what's the height of stupidity.
Nightmare: Hmm... hey Killer how tall are you?
Killer: Rude... but true.
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Dust: We're all going to die.
Error: Gods I hope so.
Nightmare: Error no-
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Dust: Atoms never touch and we are made put of atoms meaning that we never touch anything. So no Nightmare I did not drop kick Killer.
Nightmare: ...I want to be mad at you but I really cannot with that flawless logic.
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Nightmare: The rivers and the trees know your sins and are supremely unimpressed. Your fears and your shame are nothing to them. They equally indifferent to both your greatest triumphs and your starkest failures. Your darkest secrets are but petty nonsense in the face of stones and branches.
Cross singing because why not: STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT ME!
Nightmare: Pfffft
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Dream: Why would you give a knife to a kid?!?
Killer: She felt unsafe.
Dream: Well now I feel unsafe.
Killer: I'm sorry... would you like a knife?
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Error: Crushes are the worst.
Cross: Yeah, whenever I'm near someone I have a crush on I act stupid.
Error: You always act stupid Cross.
Cross: Yeah... don't think too hard about that.
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Dust: Tome to bitch slap some inner demons!
Killer: I'm always waiting with an broom to beat my intrusive thoughts back to their little corner.
Horror: Begone THOUGHT!
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Lusty_boi: It costs 0$ to give lesbians happy ending.
I'll_eat_your_anckles: Maybe it's because I only slept 2 hours but I read that as ''It costs 0$ to give lesbians lasagna.'' and I was so confused, intrigued, jealous and deeply impressed by the special ability of lesbians to get free lasagna.
Lusty_boi: First of all go get some sleep and second of all....
Lusty_boi: It costs 0$ to give lesbians lasagna too.
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Kidnapper: We have him.
Dream: Have who?
Kidnapper: Nightmare.
Dream: ...Oh.
Kidnapper: Oh?
Dream: You don't have him. He has you. Good luck.
*deep maniacal laugher can be heard on the other side*
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(Alternatively)
Kidnapper: We have him.
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