How about some shitposts?

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(You know what this is.)

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Killer: I hate it when people say I'm gonna go to hell for being gay. I feel like they're ignoring all of the other reasons why I'm going there.

Horror: I relate to this on many levels.

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*Lust dancing in front of the fridge.*

Horror: Could you move hun?

Lust: I'm moving just not the way you want me to.

*Horror picks up Lust and throws him over his shoulder.*

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*Lust randomly dancing in the middle of the night.*

Horror: See this man right here. This is my boyfriend. This is the person that I'm gay for.

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*The Star Sanses base is on fire in the background.*

Ink: I think I have to take the credit for this.

Blue: I think you mean blame.

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Dust: Do you really think this is a good idea?

Killer: Nope!

Dust: Good I'd be concerned if you did.

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Dream: Why are your hands purple?

Passive: That's a very good question...... I think it's my blood.

Dream: ..................

Passive: .......................

Dream: I'm taking you to the hospital right now.

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*Lust humming mission impossible theme on spy mission.*

Nightmare: Lust as much as I love to hear you hum, were trying to go unnoticed here.

Lust: Sorry sweetheart.

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Lust: Darling you need to stop.

Dust: Why?

Lust: Skinning a furby won't gain you immortality. I pretty sure it's just gonna make Fresh kill you.

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*Teenagers, someone asks teacher if he knows Spanish*

Teacher: No, I dont speak Spanish. I took Latin in high school i thought I'd never need Spanish.

Reaper: I know a few words in latin.

Teacher: That would be?

Reaper: Exorcisamus te omnis immundus spiritus and christo.

Teacher: What about hello?

Reaper: What no i dont know how.

Teacher: Of course you'd know how to exorcise a demon but not how to say hello.

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Cross: Take my hand.

Nightmare: Why?

Cross: I'm trying to ask you out, so take my dam hand.

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Dream: Why are you covered in pink body paint?

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