(Here, have this while I continue to be dead. Also requests are closed because guess who hit the chapter limit!?)
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People reading my one shot's: That's a nice story!
*Me putting my hands in the plot holes*: Thanks it has pockets :)
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Me: Here. Queer. And full of existential fear.
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Horror: *bites Dust's leg*
Dust: OW!
*Killer singing*: Another one bites the dust!
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Normal people: No
Dust an intelectual: Yesn't
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Dust: Could you sign this?
Kiler: and what exactly is this?
Dust: Petition to start calling straight people gayn't.
Killer: ............
Kiler: Give me a pen.
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Random guy: Wow, look at you trying to be romantic with all these candles.
Lust: First of all I'm about to sacrifice you...
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Cross: How can anyone say Passive is evil? They're the most precious soft little soul!
*Passive wiping blood of his face*: Yeah, I'm adorable!
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*Reaper at Geno's funeral.*: Can I have a moment alone with him?
Others: Of course. *they leave*
*Reaper leaning over Geno's coffin*: Now listen, I know you're not dead.
Geno: Yeah no shit.
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Error: I don't need to go to bed, I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Nightmare: But darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Error: O-oh well...
Error: Wait! Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?
Nightmare: Maybe.... Is it working?
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Error: Ow! I cut my finger...
*Cross runs in*: Wheee oooooo wheeeeee oooooo wheeeeee ooooo!
Error: What?
*Cross stops, puts a pink band aid on Error's finger and gives it a little kiss*
*Cross as he rus off* : Wheeeee oooooo wheeeeee oooooo wheeee ooooo!
Error: What just happened?
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Dream: Quick! Cute things to call your boyfriend!
Ink: Sugar!
Blue: Honey!
*Dust snickering*: Folur.
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