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(Here, have this while I continue to be dead. Also requests are closed because guess who hit the chapter limit!?)

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People reading my one shot's: That's a nice story!

*Me putting my hands in the plot holes*: Thanks it has pockets :)

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Me: Here. Queer. And full of existential fear.

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Horror: *bites Dust's leg*

Dust: OW!

*Killer singing*: Another one bites the dust!

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Normal people: No

Dust an intelectual: Yesn't

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Dust: Could you sign this?

Kiler: and what exactly is this?

Dust: Petition to start calling straight people gayn't.

Killer: ............

Kiler: Give me a pen.

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Random guy: Wow, look at you trying to be romantic with all these candles.

Lust: First of all I'm about to sacrifice you...

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Cross: How can anyone say Passive is evil? They're the most precious soft little soul!

*Passive wiping blood of his face*: Yeah, I'm adorable!

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*Reaper at Geno's funeral.*: Can I have a moment alone with him?

Others: Of course. *they leave*

*Reaper leaning over Geno's coffin*: Now listen, I know you're not dead.

Geno: Yeah no shit.

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Error: I don't need to go to bed, I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Nightmare: But darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Error: O-oh well...

Error: Wait! Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?

Nightmare: Maybe.... Is it working?

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Error: Ow! I cut my finger...

*Cross runs in*: Wheee oooooo wheeeeee oooooo wheeeeee ooooo!

Error: What?

*Cross stops, puts a pink band aid on Error's finger and gives it a little kiss*

*Cross as he rus off* : Wheeeee oooooo wheeeeee oooooo wheeee ooooo!

Error: What just happened?

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Dream: Quick! Cute things to call your boyfriend!

Ink: Sugar!

Blue: Honey!

*Dust snickering*: Folur.

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