Sancest one shots (Completed)

Errormare~ Fucking adopted.

(Requested by: Lukadrienforlife. Couldn't think of a better title, sorry.)

Error's POV:

I opened my eyes, slowly waking up from a nap that I didn't even realise I took. Another day full of suffering. Yaaaaay...

I stood up from my bean bag popping my back. It hurt a bit, probably from sleeping weirdly, but it was nothing compared to my usual pain. Or the pain of my existence.

I decided to go ahead and destroy some AU's before the voices start to scream again. Don't wanna deal with them today.

I opened a portal, arriving at Ruins of some random AU. Walking through the ruins I noticed they were mostly empty. I only had to kill like two frogits, and I was almost at Toriel's house!

Maybe the kid started a genocide here? Or very brutal neutral. Eh beats me. Less work for me!

I slowly pushed the ruins door open, making my way to Snowdin. Yet again, there were barely any monsters alive. This must be my lucky day! I even got to raid the shop for some extra supplies!

I made my way to the place kid usually fights Papyrus and only had to kill Jerry. Fucking Jerry, he's the only one I actually enjoy killing.

As I came to the border with Waterfall I heard... arguing? It sounded weird, two very similar yet different voices arguing over something couldn't quite hear yet.

3 person POV:

Error made it to the corner, argument more clear now that he was close to the source. He peaked over the wall seeing two skeletons that were making all the noise.

Both of them were obviously alternative Sanses and they both obviously didn't belong to this AU. One of them was wearing a hood over his head, which would make identifying him difficult, if it weren't for the famous eyelights. One blue rounded with blood red and the other pure red. Dust Sans.

The other was much easier to recognize. Empty eye sockets, black liquid leaking out of them and unmistakable target soul. Killer Sans. 'What are those two doing here?' Error wondered.

''Shut the fuck up Killer! Nightmare said you get the Ruins and Ruins only! So fuck off!'' the hooded skeleton shouted.
''But I'm booooored!'' the other replied.

''Well if you're bored go do something else! Unless you want your ass kicked by me and Octo King of course.'' Dust smirked at his last remark. Error on the other hand had a hard time stopping himself from snickering.

''Okay! Okay! Jesus, didn't know you were such a diva.'' Killer said probably rolling his eyes, hard to say were they're pitch black.
''The fuck did you just call me?!'' Dust yelled.

This time Error couldn't stop himself form laughing. These two were truly amusing. He almost fell down due to his laughter, it's been a while since he laughed like that. Not insane laugh, not forced laugh, but genuine one.

The two psychopaths looked at the laughing glitch beside them confused. They shook off the confusion rather quickly, summoning their respective weapons.

''You wanna die?'' Killer asked. Error who was still laughing took a moment to reply.
''I mean you could try to kill me. Though I'm gonna warn you. I already tried and it didn't really work.''

The duo looked at him strangely before looking at each other, seemingly talking without words. After a moment they come to a silent agreement.

''We're adopting you.'' Dust said flatly.
''I don't think that's how it works.'' glitchy said sarcastically.
''Do we look like we care how it works?'' Dust asked with a brow raised.