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Mammon: hey Mc I got a question for you.

Mc: okay, shoot

Mammon: what's in your pants?

Mc: legs

Mammon: no , like, what's between your legs

Mc: thighs

Mammon: no! I mean what's your gender!

Mc: oh! You should have asked that in the first place dummy

Mammon: just tell me

Mc: I ate it

Mammon: what

Mc: you herd me

Mammon: I don't understand-

Mc: the non-binary army shall rise

Mammon: what???

Mc: *runs off waving a small non-binary flag*

Mammon: .........

Mammon: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!

Levi: chaos, dumbass

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