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Pan: So Mc you know how mammon frequents our rooms right?

Mc: yeah?

Pan : well he was looking for me and he looked in the bathroom, but then he called me and said.

"Hey, uh, pan, could you not leave your dildo in the sink? I tried to move it and it was still warm and I don't know how to feel about this"

Mc: you have a dildo?

Pan : no.....it was a curling iron that Asmo gave me, and mammon thought it was a DILDO *WHEEZE*

Mc: oh my fuckn- I will never understand what makes you tick pan

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