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Lucifer looking up at Jasper from the ground: Pan quit trying to kill your self

Pan on the roof : I MIGHT

Lucifer: Pan I swear to fuckn- STOP DANCING ON THE ROOF YOU'RE GONNA FALL!

Pan: GOOD, WATCH ME CLAIM THIS HOUSE ROOF GOAT MAN

Lucifer: stop calling me that! Now go back inside!!

Pan: FUCK YOU GOAT MAN!

Lucifer: DON'T MAKE ME GET BEELZEBUB !

Pan:.......fine, I'll go back inside.

Lucifer: dear fuckin..

Pan: but blame mammon for stressing me the fuck out for the third time this week

Lucifer: damn it.

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