Belphie: hay Mc, why does Dr.pepper come in a bottle?
Mc:why?
Belphie: because his wife is dead
Mc: be-*wheeze*
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Pan: hey Mc, why can't orphans play baseball
Mc: oh god.....why
Pan: because they don't know where home is
Mc: Pan what the fu-
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Stan: hay Mc, what's yellow and can't swim
Mc: ....*worried stare*
Satan: a school buss
Mc: oh, I thought you were gonna say something dar-
Satan: full of children
Mc: Stan oh my fucking
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Lucifer: remember mammon, you're not useless
Mammon: awe thank you big bro-
Lucifer: you can always serve as a bad example
Mammon: I....
Pan: you sound like my dad
