Virgin

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Mammon: Y'all heard of the virgin Mary?

Mammon: Well get ready for Virgin Mammon.

Mammon:...
Except ...she got pregnant and I can't get pregnant.

Pan : Pfft "With the lord anything is possible"

Mammon: *internal panic*

Mammon: *internal panic*

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