Mammon: *looking at math without think of it as money* I gaze upon knowledge I am simply unfit to comprehend
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Pan: when I was 5 years of age I was put in a soccer camp thing and I ate grass instead of playing.
Pan : And I still remember how discusting it was, but it didn't prevent me from spitefully eating grass instead of abiding by the rules.
Pan : that's what artists do.
Lucifer: Picasso didn't eat grass though
A: you don't know this
Satan: Picasso did opium
Pan : then I guess I have that to look forward to in my future!
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Lucifer: no more knock knock jokes, that's it.
A: ding-dong
Pan : who's there?
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Simeon: people who sleep with their phone on silent or do not disturb really don't care about anyone
Belphie: Look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you and God.
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Satan, holding up the house cat: I am a cat and I will ScReAm!
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A: you call it "jumping off a cliff", I call it "free skydiving"
Pan: that shit's lit
Lucifer: how are your two not dead?
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Levi, trying to be social: I—....fuck.
Levi: no I don't
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Little D NO.2: I've got no records, no passport, no ID, no birth certificate, no gender! The only thing I'm legally classified as is "a problem"
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Pan: say yes to drugs
A: say no to drugs
Satan: Doesn't matter what you tell drugs
Satan: because if your talking to drugs, you're on drugs
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Diavolo: welcome to our disaster. Glad you could make it.
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Lucifer: I'm going to kill you!
A: I think "pee your pants" is more threatening
Lucifer:
Lucifer: what?
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Pan: How stupid do you think I am?!
Lucifer: do you really want and honest answer to that?
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Pan: if A had any fuck to give about what other people think of him, he's hoarding them jealously
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Belphie:*straight up kills Pan*
Diavolo: WHAT HAPPENED?????!
A: Murder happened
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I love A, more chaos to come y'all!
