One day at a local McDonalds, two guards known as Chris and Swagmaster were working as cashier and cook, and today was a busy day.
Chris: *Presses a few buttons on the cash register* Thank you for eating at McDonalds. Hey Swag, did you get the order?
Swagmaster: *Eating a burger* Om nom nom nom... Yo Chris, get me a soda.
Chris: Goddammit Swag, we just got this job, start working or we're gonna lose it too!
Swagmaster: Oh, can you get me a soft serve as well? C'mon, chop chop! Lazy ass. >:(
Chris: *Throws the cash register at Swagmaster*
Swagmaster: OOF! I did not Mc'love that Chris.
Chris: Seriously! We have a crap ton of orders we still need to get through and the boss is watching us.
Swagmaster looked at the drive-thru window to see Ronald McDonald slapping a spatula on his hand.
Ronald McDonald: *PewDiePie voice* Gonna eat your ass, boi!
Swagmaster: *Gulp*
???: Hello!
Chris: Huh?
Mario and Meggy were in front of the cash register holding hands.
Mario: I'll have forty cheeseburgers, pls!
Meggy: I'll just have a chessburger and six chicken nuggets, please. *Giggle*
Chris: Oh, hey Mario and Meggy. *Metal Gear Solid detected SFX* FORTY CHEESEBURGERS?! *Faints*
Meggy: Whoa! You okay down there, Chris?
Chris: Jesus Christ, we're never going to get through all of these orders.
Mario: And a large coke! NOW.
Meggy: Sounds like things are busy for McDonalds today, huh?
Mario: Yeah... Maybe we should go eat somewhere else for our date, Meggy.
Meggy: Aww... But I wanted McDonalds!
Mario: Sorry... I don't think we'll end up getting our food at all in here... I mean, look at all of those orders!
Meggy: You have a point... Okay then, let's go eat at KFC instead-
Ronald McDonald appeared in front of the front door and boarded it up.
Ronald McDonald: I'm afraid I have to stop you right there.
Mario: EEP!
Meggy: ...Okay, never mind...
Swagmaster: Chris, how many happy meal toys do you think I can cram in the oven?
Chris: ...I want to die. In conclusion, kill me.
Mario: Nooo! Hey... Can you die after you've served Mario and his wonderful girlfriend?
Meggy: *Blush*
Mario: WHOA!
Fire burst out of one of the ovens like a jet.
Swagmaster: Mc'ovens be like.
Mario: Oooh! That looks fun. Mario wants to help.
Meggy: Great idea, Mario! I'm always up to help someone who's in a difficult situation! Whaddya think, Chris?
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