Sanders Sides Oneshots

Incorrect Quotes 3

We're all stupid here. No judgement given.

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Patton: Hey, can I try your jumper? It looks really comfy!

Virgil: Uh, ok *gives Pat the jumper*

Patton: OMG it's so big and fluffy and comfy! I'm wearing it

Virgil: N-No! Give it back!

Patton: Nuh-huh! Make Logan give me back my jumper!

Logan: Not happening!

I then had to suffer 10 mins without my jumper. Horrible,  I know

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(playing Who's Most Likely To)

Roman: Who's most likely to be a virgin forever?

Everyone: *points at Virgil*

Virgil: *laughs* Probably

Remus: I don't know, I think when you're older you'll probably fuck cats or something

Disclaimer; in no way will I ever fuck a cat. Never.

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*silence*

Virgil: Why do people make snowmen instead of snowladies?

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(texting)

Roman: I found a coffee bean and am deciding whether to eat it or not

Logan: Why?

Roman: Why not?

Roman: I ate it

Roman: ... Note to self; don't eat coffee beans

Logan: ... Why? Why did you eat it?

Roman: Coz I'm an idiot!

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Virgil: Roman broke up with his boyfriend the other day, poor guy. I was talking to him

Patton: Oh, that's sad. But that leaves him free for you!

Virgil: Oh you little shit! This is serious!

Patton: Yeah, but he came to you for comfort!

Virgil: No! I was just telling him not to beat himself up too much and that it's okay to feel like this...

Patton: *smirking*

Virgil: I'm not helping at all am I?

Patton: Nope! But you still love me!

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(texting) it took me 3 tries to type that wtf

Virgil: Hey Pat. I've been having trouble with my mental health lately and I'm 90% sure I have depression. I've just told my parents about it and they're being supporting and I'm going to talk to my health teacher and maybe see Wellbeing at my school. Just thought you should know, I love you.

Patton: Aww, it's okay! I'm so proud of you for being that brave! *sends so many heart emojis that I don't wanna know how long it took them to type*

Yeah... I'm Virgil and Pat is my best friend who I love with all my small, non-benevolent heart. And she loves me too, for some reason.

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Well, take care of yourselves people.

Also, take this pic of Virgil I took when I was on my computer at 11pm when I was supposed to be asleep after telling my Mum about my depression and in turn feeling even more depressed and sad and watching SS till 12 at night after watching Ambulance Australia until 10:30. I also ate half a packet of Smarties.

Look at that beautiful child.

And I also just heard the song 'feelings are fatal' by mxmtoon and holy shit I've never related to a song so much I'm kinda scared for myself now

Okay whatever, have a g'day people