🍍Kiribaku🌵

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this will be a bunch of random things i've seen on tumblr

these are some of my favorites bc they are so funny

enjoy



Prompt 1:

 Kirishima: I'm having trouble deciding which would be a good fit for our family. Adoption is so difficult!

Bakugo: We've been here for hours. Please just pick a plant already.


Prompt 2:

Kirishima: you love me right?

Bakugo: *being sarcastic* no, i dont love you

Kirishima: *starting to cry* but i thought you did..

Bakugo: *freaking out* NONNO I DO LOVE YOU I WAS BEING SARCASTIC IM SORRY-


Prompt 3:

Kirishima: I just realized something!

Bakugo: What is it?

Kirishima: I never asked you out!

Bakugo: That's fine.

Kirishima: NO, will you go out with me?

Bakugo: What if I wanted to ask you out?

Kirishima: No, I wanted to ask.

Bakugo: So, You'll say no if I ask?

Kirishima: Of course not! I just want to be the one to ask.

Bakugo: What if I say no?

Kirishima: you wouldn't.

Bakugo: Maybe I would? You don't know.

Kirishima: I already asked, please just answer!

Bakugo: NO.

Kirishima: No you won't answer, or no you won't go out with me?

Bakugo: Neither. Will you go out with me?

Kirishima: Fuck you, and fuck yes!


Prompt 4:

Bakugo: ha! you'll never beat us!

Kirishima: YEAH FUCKHEAD

Bakugo: *visibly shaken* hey woah, you're going a little bit overboard

Kirishima: *grinning manically* EAT SHIT AND DIE


Prompt 5:

Kirishima: ow!

Bakugo: *is concerned* What happened?

Kirishima: Oh, I just fell for you so hard, it hurt.

Bakugo: But... you didn't actually fall, you're still standing.

Kirishima: *Falls Dramatically*


Prompt 6:
Bakugo
: Eijiro, we've been dating for two months!

Kirishima: I just thought you were being extra friendly.

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