Unconditional - A Phan/Skylox/Merome/Setosolace Fan Fiction

Skylox ~ Chapter 1

Hey water drops! It's Ja here! Everyone thank Lizzie for fixing my grammar in these chapters since I simply do not do (jeez Ja,I even had to fix it here) grammar ^_^

POV: Adam

"Uhm, Ty," I called, staring at my computer screen.

"What?" He said calmly, a tone that did not, in any way, fit his urgent dash into the room.

"Skylox."

"Skylox?" He chuckled, looking over my shoulder at the screen.

"Skylox."

"Wh~ Oh my god," He uttered, his eyes glued to my computer screen. "How did they figure out your adress though?!"

On the screen was some sort of spam from "The_OTP_Queens;"

"SKYLOX IS LOVE, SKYLOX IS LIFE! -Ja"

"Ship ship ship ship ship otp otp ship ship otp OTPS EVERYWHERE! OMNOMNOM COOKIES -Lizzie"

"I know your adress -Ja"

"We all know your adress -Lizzie"

"It's a talent -Ja"

"We don't even hack -Lizzie"

"True dat -Ja"

"We just live close to ya :3 -Lizzie"

"Se trueeeee -Ja"

"We will make Skylox canon - Lizzie"

"I'll attack you with rain water -Ja"

"Wait, she'll attack us with rain water? Is she mother nature or something?" Ty laughed, scrolling through my feed.

"Yes, probably," I joked, "Everyone get in the basement and prepare for a hurricane."

He laughed briefly before dropping his smile as he heard a tap on the window. He walked towards the glass, slowly peering through the blinds. He jumped back, staring at the blinds in what looked like fear.

"What?" I asked. "What's there?"

I took a step towards the window and peered through the blinds to find two red-headed pre-teens, grinning like maniacs, as if they had just achieved a major achivement.

"Wha- who are you?" I asked, opening the window.

The girls climbed through the window, one of them mumbling, "I'm climbin' in yo' windows, I'm snatchin' yo' Skylox up! Tryin' to pair 'em so find yo' friends, find yo' wife and find yo' boyfriend, cause I'm writing Skylox for all of 'dem."

They stood side by side, arms casually around each other as if they were physically attached.

"I'm Ja," The first stated.

"And I'm Lizzie!"

"Together..."

"We make the OTP Queens! Here, have a cookie," The second said, getting a brown cookie out of her jacket pocket and holding it out to me.

Ty and I looked at it for a moment. "Is it going to knock me out so you can take me to your magic lair?" He said, hovering his hands above it as if he was afraid it would bite him.

"No," The first girl said, breaking a piece off and putting it in her mouth. "See? The only poison is the sugar, the stuff will make you see sounds and shizzle. Plus Lizzie is from Sweden, so maybe there's the curse of Swiss Chocolate goodness in it."

He shakily took it and ate it, obviously still afraid it was poisoned somehow.

Just as he bit into it, the first one... Ja, I think? Fell backwards as if she had passed out. Ty freaked out, having swallowed it already, until Ja woke right back up and smirked.

"Gotcha," Lizzie said, laughing along with Ja.

-Time skip, in the meantime there's a lot of OTP Queen weirdness.-

"So, when do you guys leave?" I said, playing with the mini-umberella Ja gave me (A/N: Sorry, I had to X3).

"Whenever you really need us to. But we won't stop coming back until you guys are together. Oh, and we can sense if you're lying. We're cool like that," Lizzie said, drawing cookie crumbs on Ja's face with a sharpie. (A/N: DAMN YOU LIZZIE! Drawing crumbs on my face XD)(DEAL WITH IT JA!!)

"Well, I sort of need you to go now," Ty said.

"Okay," Ja said, climbing out of the window with Lizzie. "Don't have buttsex," She called.

"Don't listen to her!" Lizzie called back, climbing into a tree and throwing a wrapped cookie at me.

"Wh- what was that," I said, closing the window.

"I don't know, but it was... strange," Ty replied, biting into the cookie.

"Yeah. Strange."

This was such crap but I uploaded it anyways XD

This is NOT edited, Once Lizzie edits this she will write that is has been edited, blah blah blah.

*Washes face* DAMNIT LIZZIE! Cookie crumbs on my face XD-Ja

THIS SHIZZLE JUST GOT EDITED MUDDAFUCKAS!!! And Ja,DEEEEAAALL WIIITTH IIIIIIT!!!!!! I seriously couldn't stop laughing during this chapter,it was awesome Ja! Great job!-Lizzie

Aww thank you! Great job with the editing! ^_^

Did you edit the edit to write that?^

Yes, and I'm editing the edited edit to write this.

And now I'm editing the edited edited edit