Saiouma Oneshots

A New Friend

I think this AU is absolutely adorable, so I'm gonna write about it.

Cat AU

Third Person Perspective

Cats are known as lazy and calm animals with a usual want of to do nothing but sleep. 

But not for a certain purple kitty. Kokichi was his name, a name fitting an energetic, sneeky, and fluffy animal such as himself. He was very smart and self aware, aware enough to understand that he was a creature that humans find adorable and hard to say no to. So, being the sly cat he is, Kokichi would often use this to his advantage. He would lure in a human victim with his cuteness, then use that same ability to get what he wanted like snuggles, pets, and more food. He would even go so far as to convince his human so purchase him a new toy or scratching post. People just couldn't resist his fluffy, but pointed, purple fur and sparkling violet eyes.

He was wild, and loved to run around and cause mischief. He loved going on walks and playing at the pet 'playground' at the park while messing with other cats and scaring dogs. Because he often manipulated his underestimated human, he would get put up for adoption numerous times during his 'nine lives.' But despite that, Kokichi has always wanted someone who would love and care about him.

The purple kitty was currently messing with other cats at the pet store, trying to pass his time in the boring shopping place. It was playtime, so that ment being taken out of his tiny space and being placed in a slightly bigger one with more fluffy victims to tease. 

Using the speaking language that sounds like a bunch of 'meow's to humans, Kokichi teased and made fun of other cats, while the keepers responsible for keeping an eye of the cats, was trying to get him to stop pouncing and clawing at the other balls of fluff we have as pets. 

That was until he noticed a human walk up to the fenced play pen and eyed him and the other kitties with a big smile. The woman had blonde hair with silver hair pins. Her outfit was pink and a light lavander color with a skirt and white backpack. She looks gullible, Kokichi thought has he looked back at her. (In case you didn't know, this is Kaede. I'm not a big fan of her, but having her be the human in this story felt fitting.)

She looked at the selection of kitties with a big smile and sparkles in her eyes, "Aww! You're all so adorable!!" The woman squealed.

She reached her hand into the play pen of cats, and a few came over to lick, snuggle, and paw at her hand and fingers. With her other hand, she placed it in a sort of thinking position on her chin and began to softly hum while looking at all the kitties.

"Hmm...Which one of you would be a good friend for Shuichi...?" She thought out loud.

Kokichi took the opportunity to use his cuteness to woo the human. He pranced up to the girl's hand that was inside the play pen and licked one of her fingers. He rubbed his head on girl's knuckles and purred to get her attention. His plan worked as the woman focused her purple eyes on the purple furred cat and visibly awed. She brushed her hand over the kitty and he purred once more. Kokichi flashed his violet sparkly eyes at her and she squealed at his cuteness.

"That one's a little piece of shit." The girl turned her eyes to a woman's voice and saw an annoyed and irritated look on a young woman's face who was sitting in a chair next to the kitten's play pen. She had wild hair with goggles in them, and she wore an employ's uniform. 

"What do you mean?" The girl who was petting Kokichi asked.

"That cat is nothing but an annoying rat! He always causes trouble! He's always so high-per and has been put up for adoption many times here, meaning he's a piece of shit nobody wants!" The employee rudely informed.