mike!!💩🥴
home now
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omgomgomgwhat
my dad
mustache
what about him??he kept looking at me during dinner
like he was sus 😳😳
i thought he could smell the weed
i was so scared mikeshit
that reminds me
i need to febreze the basement before my parents get homethey aren't home yet??
no
they went to dinnerwhy didn't u go?
bc they went to that sushi place downtown and you know how i feel about eating raw fish
pretty sure holly picked it just to make me madugh her mind
did u eat?
we have a lot of spaghetti left if u want to comei heated up some left over casserole from last night
ok fine don't come 🤧
stfu
luv it when ur mean🥵🥵🥵
hey wait
what did you mean earlierearlier??
when?when you said we have to discuss what's on and off limits
oh
yeah!!!
we need to do thatwdym
ya know
rules
regulations
guidelines
what's in and out of bounds
do u know any of these wordsyes, dumbass 😒
just making sure 😌😌
so what are the rules
well first
our friends can't know
they'll be suuuper weird abt itagreed
and obviously no nicknames around ppl
nicknames?
yes, dipshit
meaning i'm not calling you daddy when we're in the lunch lineobviously
IF U KNEW WHY DID U ASK
WHY ARE YOU YELLING
IM TYPING
NOT YELLING
AND UR YELLING TOO
🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻for fuck's sake, el
let's get back on topic
no nicknamesspeaking of
look, i'll call u daddy but i'm not into the 'master' and super kinky shitwtf neither am i???
just making sure
oh and i like the 'princess' and 'good girl' nicknames so lets keep those
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talking bodies. (mileven au)
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