Chapter 4 Check Yourself Berfore you shrek yourself!

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After 6 months of living with Bertha, Nch started to get bored of going to the peach store, pizza place, and the Shrek Museum. And he even got bored with Bertha. BUT SHE WAS SO HOT!! SHE WAS THE LEMON OF HUMANITY!! HOW CAN A GURL SO HAWT BE SO BORING AT TIMES? Nch decide to break up with Bertha... He was so mad that he had to, and he didn't know how, so he bought 314 peaches and arranged them to say:

IM BORED, AND BREAKING UP WITH YOU...

When Bertha saw this she didn't understand. Stupid hipster lady. Such an airhead. So he told her he was cheating her. With who you ask? Shrek.

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 04, 2014 ⏰

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