Regina is sexyqueen
Emma is hotprincess
Snow white is snowy
David is charmingboy
Sexyqueen added snowy,charmingboy and hotprincess to the chat.
Snowy: oh my word. Regina who is hotprincess?
Sexyqueen: your daughter.
Charmingboy: of course. sorry Neal is crying he's hungry. Snow can you come get him.
Snowy:David you're literally five inches from me
Charmingboy: I'm five inches inside of you too babe ;)
Snowy: DAVID NOLAN!
hotprincess:DAD! EWWWW. HENRY IS RIGHT BESIDE ME!
Sexyqueen:HAHAHA LMAO DAVID. HAHAHA. LOL
hotprincess: Regina mills. Stop it now!
Sexyqueen:okay babe sorry.
Charmingboy:lol
Snowy:your parents would be disappointed in you.
Charmingboy: they wouldn't be inside me ya nasty!
Snowy: DAVID!!!!
Charmingboy: I'm joking.
hotprincess:dad stop it. Mom I feel bad for you.
Snowy:THANK YOU EMMA!
Charmingboy: well if course she's gonna pick your side. You're snow white. you stole things. Like she did.
Snowy:HEY!
hotprincess:HEY! DAD THAT'S MEAN. WAIT. MOM YOU STOKE STUFF?????? WTF???
Snowy:one language! Two yeah. I had to survive from Regina in the woods. And three. YOU STOLE????????????
hotprincess:mom be for real. don't act surprised. I met Neal that way. I stole the yellow bug Neal was in. And if I hadn't met him Henry wouldn't be here and I wouldn't be here.
Snowy: she has a point.
Charmingboy: yeah sorry Emma.
hotprincess:it's fine dad.
Snowy: I'm trying to figure out who you look like more. Me or David.
Charmingboy: she looks like me.
Snowy: david....
Charmingboy: what! She does! she has my hair. Your eyes. Your skin. Your beauty.
Sexyqueen: Emma's sexyyyyyyy. I'm gonna fuck her senseless
Snowy:Regina! That's my daughter!
Charmingboy:want me to beat her ass?
Snowy:no
Sexyqueen: beat my ass? You can't beat your own brother!
Snowy: dang she's got a point. You had to throw your brother in the river of lost souls...
Charmingboy: don't remind me!
Snowy:sorry.
Charmingboy has left the chat.
hotprincess: mom he's mad...
Snowy: I'm gonna talk to him
Snowy has left the chat.
hotprincess: so regina...
Sexyqueen has left the chat.
hotprincess: HEY! RUDE!!!!!!
hotprincess has left the chat.
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