David gets a text from emma when she's drunk and she spills some beans.
Emma:hey there. Wanna see something???
Daddy:yeah,sure i guess.
Emma: *sends a nude*
Daddy:OH MY GOD!!!! EMMA SWAN CHARMING! I AM YOUR DAD!!!!!
Emma:pls fuck me. Daddy.I'll do anything.
Daddy:tell me why the hell you're drunk as cooter brown.
Emma:HAHAHA COOTER!!!! BROWN!!! COOTER I'M DEAD. WANNA LICK MY COOTER? ;)
Daddy:Emma this is david,your father!
Emma: oh shit dad. Umm
Daddy: why the hell did u get drunk????
Emma:bc drinking drowns all my sorrow out. I thought this was regina bc i have both of your contact names as daddy.
Daddy:omg change my name to dad.
Emma has changed daddy to dad.
Dad:thank you emma. Now tell me what sorrow or I'll tell snow you want to fuck ur dad.
Emma:NO!!!! I'm sad bc regina doesn't spend enough time with me... And i wanna die.
Dad:no,you are not gonna die. Got it?
Emma:i got it dad. I got it. I
Dad:good,listen i gtg i have work soon.
Emma:okay don't tell mom or regina pls
Dad:only if u talk 2 archie.
Emma:okay i will.
Dad:ur secret is safe with me.
Emma:thx dad.
Dad:np. Gtg love u
Emma:love u 2 dad bye.
Dad:Bye
That's it
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Once Upon A Time Texts.
FanfictionBasically texts with my fav people on once upon a time