drunk Emma

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David gets a text from emma when she's drunk and she spills some beans.

Emma:hey there. Wanna see something???

Daddy:yeah,sure i guess.

Emma: *sends a nude* 

Daddy:OH MY GOD!!!! EMMA SWAN CHARMING! I AM YOUR DAD!!!!!

Emma:pls fuck me. Daddy.I'll do anything.

Daddy:tell me why the hell you're drunk as cooter brown.

Emma:HAHAHA COOTER!!!! BROWN!!! COOTER I'M DEAD. WANNA LICK MY COOTER? ;)

Daddy:Emma this is david,your father!

Emma: oh shit dad. Umm

Daddy: why the hell did u get drunk????

Emma:bc drinking drowns all my sorrow out. I thought this was regina bc i have both of your contact names as daddy.

Daddy:omg  change my name to dad.

Emma has changed daddy to dad.

Dad:thank you emma. Now tell me what sorrow or I'll tell snow you want to fuck ur dad.

Emma:NO!!!! I'm sad bc regina doesn't spend enough time with me... And i wanna die.

Dad:no,you are not gonna die. Got it?

Emma:i got it dad. I got it. I

Dad:good,listen i gtg i have work soon.

Emma:okay don't tell mom or regina pls

Dad:only if u talk 2 archie.

Emma:okay i will.

Dad:ur secret is safe with me.

Emma:thx dad.

Dad:np. Gtg love u

Emma:love u 2 dad bye.

Dad:Bye

That's it

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