David is drunk and texts Emma again. This is their contacts.
Dad:hey babe wanna come upstairs? I can show u what I can do:)
My daughter: dad? What the hell?
Dad:ooh ur calling me dad. I'll call u mommy. ;)
My daughter:ewww ur gross.
Dad:no I'm sexy. I wanna spank u so hard right now. U have been a bad girl. And bad girls get punished.
My daughter:I'm thinking u meant to send this to mom....
Dad:uh,baby stop please. I wanna fuck u
My daughter is typing.....
Dad is typing....
My daughter:damn it dad. Look who ur fucking texting.
Dad: I wanna eat ur coochie.
My daughter: O.O DAD. DRINK SOME DAMN COFFEE ALREADY YA NASTY!!!!!
Dad:baby please. I want nudes
My daughter:oh hell no.
Dad: *sends a picture of him naked*
My daughter: DAD I SAID STOP YOU'RE SO GROSS!!😠😠😠😠
Dad: *reads the name and texts* oh my word! Don't tell ur mother. I'm so sorry.
My daughter:u were drunk weren't u?
Dad:yes I was. I showered. And no I'm not sending another nude. don't worry and delete the pic.
My daughter has made a chat.
Dad:shit.
My daughter has added mommy,daddy,and Zelena to the chat.
Dad:who's daddy? I'm the dad.
My daughter:it's Regina
Mommy:I knew it.
Zelena:wait,u and my sis r dating? u dated gold's ex's son and former lover. And now ur dating someone's sis lol. Cool. don't hurt her or I'll hurt u.
Mommy:she's a good person Zelena.
Dad:yeah...
Daddy:yikes. David looks pissed.
My daughter changed her name to sexywoman
Sexywoman sent a picture. (Which is the chat)
Zelena:*reads the chat* what the bloody hell?
Daddy:*reads the texts* HAHAHA. I'M DEAD. DRINK DAVID IS THE FUN DAVID.
Mommy: *reads the chat and gets angry*DAVID NOLAN!!!!!!!!!!!😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠
Sexywoman:shit dad she's angry.
Mommy: I'm more than angry I'm pissed.
Daddy:she's never cussed.
Zelena:sis,grab the popcorn
Daddy:okay. I got it. Let's watch.
Mommy:David Nolan answer right fucking now. Or no sex for a year.
Dad: SNOW I CAN EXPLAIN!
Mommy:you have two minutes.
Dad is typing.
Emma texts Regina.
Emma:damn mom's angry. I've never seen her this pissed or cuss
Regina: I haven't either. It's funny as hell though. Bc your dad's in trouble.
David sent a text to Emma.
Dad:plz help. Ur mom's yelling won't calm down.
Emma: I would be mad too if someone says they wanna lick their kid's cooch.
Dad I MEANT THAT FOR UR MOM!!!!
Emma: I know. It's funny. U should not have gotton drunk. U brought this on u and I can't help bye.
Regina texts Emma.
Regina: did snow say anything?
Emma:not yet. Dad texted me and said mom's not done yelling lol. It's his fault.
Regina:true. Lol.
Emma received a text from the chat.
Dad:I swear it was for u snow.
Mommy: I don't care if it's for the black fairy! That was absolutely out of line David and u know it.
Dad: I don't like the black fairy and ur right. Plz forgive me?
Mommy: ofc I will. Just don't get drunk. And if u do. Plz don't text anyone.
Dad:okay. Love u
Mommy: love u too
The end
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Once Upon A Time Texts.
FanfictionBasically texts with my fav people on once upon a time
