drunk regina part two

157 2 0
                                    


Regina gets drunk and accidentally texts snow.

Unknown number:hey sexy.

Snow:hey. Um who is this? I have a new phone.

Unknown number:u know who I am. I'm married to u.

Snow:oh hey David. How r u? I didn't know u had a new phone.

Unknown number: david? I'm ur dang wife. Lick my coochie.

Snow:ur disgusting

Unknown number:Emma I am not gross.

Snow:wait what???????? U r married to my daughter?????

Unknown number:shit! Hey snow.

Snow:I can't believe u were gonna actually fuck my daughter. Ya nasty. who the hell is this?

Unknown number:nobody.

Snow:Regina?

Unknown number:yes? I mean I am not Regina.

Snow:come on. It's obvious I can tell bc u sent it dumbass.

Unknown number:lol. Okay. Sorry.  Bye.

Snow:bye.

That's all

Once Upon A Time Texts. Where stories live. Discover now