Once Upon A Time Texts.

drunk Emma

Emma gets drunk and texts David. He wants to know who she's dating.

Emma:hey there tiger;)

David:uh,hi Emma.

Emma:so,what are u doing,besides of texting me of course?

David:holding my baby. Neal is stealing snow from me.

Emma:Regina,Neal isn't ur baby.

David:wait,what? this is ur father.

Emma:okay sorry dad.

David:it's okay.

The next day....

David:hey Emma. What happened last night? Just the usual?

Emma:hey babe. I miss u.

David:no. Not again. this is ur father David.

Emma:baby,I want cuddles!

David:go away then!

Emma:babe,pls I love u. Or u won't lick my cooch for a month.

David:eww what the hell? Ur gross. I know ur better than this. Emma!

Emma:come over to my house and have sex with me. Maybe u can touch me if u want. ;) I'm not shy.

David added Regina and snow to the chat.

Regina:oh my god,Emma's drunk again isn't she?

Snow:from the looks of it she is. and she's dating someone.but who?

David:that's what I'm trying to figure out.

Regina:hmm! I know who. But I'm not telling you. Y'all wouldn't understand.

Emma:yeah,y'all are kind of confusing.

David and snow:TELL US!!!!!!!!!

Emma:should I Regina?

Regina:yes,miss swan u should. They need to know.

Emma:Mom,Dad,the person I'm dating is Regina.

Snow:OMG

David:OMG

Emma:shit they're mad.

Snow:mad? No I knew it. David u owe me twenty bucks!

David:book owes me twenty as well. Here*hands money*

Emma:so y'all are cool with her dating me?

David:yes,but Regina if u hurt her,ur gonna regret it.

Regina:I won't hurt her at all. I love her. :)

David:  :) I know. I can tell.

Snow:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Emma:mom! U okay?

David:snow?

Regina:snow???

Snow:I'm okay. I just saw a mouse.

Emma:mom seriously,u talk to birds but ur scared of mice? That's comical.

Snow:Emma don't.

Emma:don't what?

Snow:don't gloat.

Emma:okay mom I'm sorry.

Snow:it's okay.

David has left the chat.

Snow has left the chat.

Regina:so babe how r u?

Emma:I'm good. I gotta go to work. Bye babe!

Regina:bye baby. Love u

Emma:love u too. Bye.

Regina:bye.

Emma has left the chat.

Regina has left the chat.