texts number 9

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Regina is wifey
Emma is babe

Wifey: EMMA SWAN!

Babe: yes baby?

Wifey:don't u "baby" me!

Babe: Regina,are u on ur period?

Wifey:No,Emma what the hell!

Babe:ur moody.

Wifey: it's bc I'm pregnant. Dumbass.

Babe:ur mean!

Wifey:damn it swan. when I asked for some ice cream. I didn't want Apple caramel. That's fucking offensive

Babe:sorry that's all I had in the freezer and I didn't feel like picking some up.

Wifey: damn it. I swear ur fucking lazy. Ur parents didn't raise u like this.

Babe: that's bc they didn't raise me!

Wifey:DON'T REMIND ME!

Babe:fine I'll get u more. what flavor?

Wifey:go to the store and send pics.

Babe: okay.

******time skip******

Wifey: send pics!

Babe: okay I'm at the ice cream section.

Babe: I'm at the new ice cream shop!

Wifey:what new ice cream shop?

Babe: this.

Babe sent a pic...

Wifey: ARE U SERIOUS! U TOOK A DAMN PICTURE WHEN I WANT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM!

Babe: yes but look at the sign.

Wifey:  Big gay ice cream shop.... OHHHHH HAHA. NOW GIVE ME ICE CREAM DAMN IT!

Babe:okay.

Babe sent a pic...

Wifey: get me the green one with chocolate chips on it. Get u whatever.

Babe: u want the mint Rocky road?

Wifey:yeah.

Babe:okay.

******time skip to house******

Babe: GINA I'M BACK.

Wifey: *magics self to living room* 

Babe: wow. You could have texted back.

Wifey:sorry I really want my ice cream.

Babe:here u go. *hands ice cream*

Wifey:*snatches* thanks. You're a life saver

Babe: that's why I'm called the savior.

Wifey:lol.

Babe:I'm going to sleep.

Wifey:wait for me.

Babe:magic yourself up there.

Wifey:oh yeah...

Babe:see ya.

Wifey:see ya.

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