texts number 14

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David is drunk and texts zelena.

David:hey sexy.

Zelena: uh...hi?

David: what's wrong baby? Can't handle my sexiness?

Zelena: David! Look who ur texting. Lmao

David:I'm texting the most sexiest woman I love.

Zelena: r u drunk?

David: for you.

Zelena: u do know I have a fiancee right?

David: snow ur cheating on me?!?! who's the dick???

Zelena:haha wrong number this is Zelena. And I'm telling my sister that ur hitting on her sis.

David: *sends a nude*

Zelena:EWW DAVID! IT'S ZELENA!

David:*looks at name* shit. don't tell Emma or anyone. They are gonna kill me.

Zelena:NO. I'm wicked and wicked always wins.

Zelena added regina,snow,and Emma to the chat.

Snow:yes?

Zelena:read the chat

Emma:*reads the chat* LOL DAD UR IN TROUBLE.

Regina:*reads the chat* ur hitting on my sis? Ur married to my stepdaughter!

Snow:*reads the chat and laughs* he's such a dumbass.

Zelena:THANK YOU SNOW!

David:I was fucking drunk

Snow: I know.

Emma:sureeee

David:I WAS!

Regina: lol I'm deadddd.

Zelena has left the chat.

Emma has left the chat

David has left the chat.

Snow has left the chat.

Regina has left the chat.

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