Once Upon A Time Texts.

drunk regina.

Regina is drunk and texts David. 

Regina:hey baby.

David:excuse me?

Regina: wanna have sex?

David:not with u no.

Regina:why not baby?

David: I ain't ur dang baby.

Regina:yes u r.

David:I'm married.

Regina:ur cheating on me????? What the hell?

David: Regina ur drunk. Get a bathe.

Regina:nwooooooo. I want swex please.

David added Emma and Zelena to the chat.

Emma:yes?

Regina: I want my cooch licked.

Zelena:David u added me to the chat for this?

Emma:Regina ur nasty

Zelena:she's very nasty.

David:she's drunk.

Zelena:I can see

Emma:Regina get a bath and sober up or no sex.

Regina:fwine. Hmph!

That's all.