David is loser
James is Prince james.
Loser:change my damn name james. Now!
Prince james: Prince james actually.
Loser:i don't care if you are the king. Change my name to david. I hate u get to text in the underworld.
Prince james:I'm worthy enough that's why. Cruella and i have been through everything together thick and thin! she loves me and i love her. And she gave permission you dumbass. Not gonna lie snow is hot with short hair. I'd totally fuck her if i was not in the underworld. Married or not. She can b my other slut
Loser:do not talk about my wife like that dick!!!!!!
Prince james:at least i have a dick. U ain't got none. Bc if u had u would have saved me and gone eoth rumple instead of me!
Loser:I WAS A BABY!
Prince james:SO WAS I! YOUR DAMN TWIN😠
Loser:TELL THAT TO OUR DEAD PARENTS!!!!
Prince james: OUR PARENTS DIED BC OF YOUR STUPID DAUGHTER'S LOVER!!!!!!
Loser:MY DAUGHTER IS NOT STUPID!!!!!! YOU ARE!!!!!!!! SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!
Prince james: you are worthless,fat,dumb,ugly,useless,whiny,and so gross.
Loser:you look just like me dude. Dumbass.
Prince james:yo mama.
Loser: DON'T TALK ABOUT MY MOM.
Prince james:OUR MOM. U DON'T GET HER TO URSELF.
Loser:huh! she's dead bc of ur mistakes.
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