Mass: You want the last muffin?
Alaska: Yeah
Mass: You want the last muffin?
Alaska: yes
Mass: You want the last muffin?
Alaska: Yes!
Mass: You wanna go on a date?
Alaska: [Frustrated] YES!
Alaska: ... wait... [sudden realization]
*Alaska.exe has stoped working*
YOU ARE READING
At this point it's just a shitpost book
HumorAll hells about to break loose ↪️If your reading/seeing this on a site that isn't Wattpad, my book probably go copy and pasted onto an unsafe fan fiction app page↩️