Poland and Germany are in a interrogation office with 5 suspects. America, Russia, Spain, North Korea, and Reichtangle.
Germany: so, do you recognize any of these men?
Poland: I was hiding in the bathroom stall so I didn't see his face, but I heard him. He was singing along to the music in the bar. I think it was that song... I want it that way?
Germany: Backstreet Boys. I'm familiar. *sigh* Number one, could you sing the opening to I Want It That Way?
America: Really? Uhm, okay. You are my fire-
Poland: *shakes his head*
Germany: Number two? Keep it going.
Spain: The one, desire-
Germany: Number three?
Russia: Believe when I say-
German: *getting hyped* Number four!
North Korea: I want it that way-
Germany: WHOO! Tell me why?!
Poland: *looks at germany like he's insane* Why am I dating you?
All: Aint nothing but a heartache.
Germany: TELL ME WHY?!
All: Ain't nothing but a mistake.
Germany: Now number five!
Reichtangle: I never wanna hear you say~
Poland: 0-0
Germany: WHOO!
All: I want it that way~
Germany: chills. Literal chills.
Poland: It was number five. Number five killed my father.
All: *look at Reichtangle in horror*
Germany: *looks at Poland in shock* Oh my god, I forgot about that part 0-0
Reichtangle: whoops. :)
Poland: 0-0 noooooooo-
Germany: every time vith you two. -_-
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