America, a barista at Starbucks: I've got a cafe mocha for.... "Russian spy"?
All's countries: [looking around suspiciously, not getting up]
USSR and Russia: [Glaring at him, still seated at their table]
America [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit! I thought for sure that would work.
YOU ARE READING
At this point it's just a shitpost book
HumorAll hells about to break loose ↪️If your reading/seeing this on a site that isn't Wattpad, my book probably go copy and pasted onto an unsafe fan fiction app page↩️
