All hells about to break loose
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California: since I live in California, and my options are Spanish and French,let's consider which country is literally sharing are boarder with California? FRANCE!
Mexico: I-
America: smh ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ During the Revolutionary war:
France: you haven't logged off the server from last night?
Ame: *very tiredly* the revolution waits for no man
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Idk during the Cold War or something:
NY: your not a spy are you? Everyone thinks your a spy.
Alaska: whaaaaattttt? Would I work for a communist?
NY: yeah. Yeah I think you might
Alaska: when have I ever supported any communism? If I see the opportunity to assassinate the tsar do I take it?
Massachusetts: no no-
NY: yes.
Mass: what?! No, course not
NY: no no no Alaska
Alaska: 👉👈 I'm a violent anarchist, okay? You think I side with communists?! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Russia: *laying on the ground with vodka* What if I actually did things?! I'd be unstoppable! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Greenland: *dying on the floor with Antarctica* ya know- we could fix global warming if we just blew up the sun ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Me: anything is possible when your procrastinating French homework *epic elytra parkour* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Confederate: if Europe has taught me anything, the answer.... is slavery-
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Belarus/Idaho: *literally every time he does something with potatoes* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
