How we met the bots

Chapter twenty: Santa

So last night I was dared into wearing a Santa costume when I teach the Bots i also had my leg out of the cast and my arm out of the sling since i fast heal in heat, so right now I am looking at myself in the mirror, I had a pillow shoved up a Santa jacket, I'm even wearing a fake beard! "I look stupid" I declared since Grace and Shadow were in the room with me. I turned towards them and Shadow took a photo once I had completely faced them I glared at her "what?, I need black mail" I glared even harder but I decided violence wasn't the option so I sassed "ya just jealous I'm so fabulous" I stated sarcastically doing a pose. They laughed slightly "yes, yes you are don't forget the hat" Grace told me handing me a Christmas hat I groaned but complied "wait wait wait here" Shadow said pushing a red sack of wrapped up boxes into my hands "perfect" they both said in unison. I was told to be teaching at med bay so I headed in that direction hauling the sack over my shoulder I grumbled about how stupid this actually is I wouldn't have minded being a reindeer like Rudolph but no I had to be Santa. I wandered the halls until I reached med bay the girls had followed me in order to annoy me and to make sure I didn't quit so, I took a deep breath knowing everyone was in there because I could hear them. "Go on" Grace encouraged I sighed seeing no way out of this I quickly slid the door open if I was going to do this I'd do it properly "Ho Ho Ho merry Christmas" I said in a voice that was fairly deep well as deep as my voice was going. The room was filled with the sounds of laughter making me flush bright red I skipped to the front, all the Bot's were in their holoform's, the red faded whilst Shad's and Grace sat at the very back giving me a thumbs up I nodded. Once the laughter subsided I continued "so I hear you children wanted to learn about the festive holiday" I insulted using the term 'children' Ironhide raised his arm so I said "yes little boy" okay now I'm treading on thin ice "Skye! Drop the act!" He said through gritted denta ooh this was getting good "miss Skye asked me too fill her place my name is Santa clause" it was getting hard to keep this tone and to keep my mild accent under control but it was too fun. He growled slightly but I continued "Christmas started as a religious holiday for the birth of Jesus but now it is used for peace on earth for one day were the whole family gets together to exchange gifts and to show affection too one another and let me tell you, me delivering presents I get left so many cookies ho ho ho" I was trying not to laugh "people often put up decorations and leave presents under the tree for one another to open on Christmas day their are also many types of Christmas music just search some up on youtube" Optimus raised his hand "so Skye who is this Santa character?" "I am Santa I already said that and my job is to make toys for good girls and boys such as yourselves and deliver them all around the world in one night!" I exclaimed I was having too much fun with this. I thought of an idea to give Shadow and Grace a laugh "so who want's to come and sit on old Santa's lap and tell me what you want for Christmas?" I looked around smiling until the first one stood the youngest of the Bots Bumblebee, since he could talk in his Holoform he came over and sat on my knee since I was sitting on a chair. "So what would you like for Christmas young man?" I sware I was going to die of laughter after this "santa I would like a new game like GTA" he said so I replied "I'll see what I can do if your a good boy and don't forget to leave milk and cookies out for me and some carrots for my reindeer" he nodded really fast then ran back to his seat. It is kinda funny that he is like 18 in Holoform yet can't tell its me, the next to stand was Optimus he came over yet didn't sit on my lap which I was greatful for since he is like 25 in Holoform "Santa I would like very much for this war to end" "that is a very big request little one but I'll see what I can do" I could tell he knew it was me but played along, it was getting really hard to talk like this but I wouldn't quit. Dad stood next and didn't sit down like Optimus "I would like a new set of tools since Sunstreaker and Sideswipe hid mine" he said glaring at the pair, it was taking everything to not just die of laughter now "if you continue to behave little boy I will do my best" he nodded clearly playing along with the act. Jazz was next to come over and he did sit on my lap 'shouldn't this be the other way round' I thought as he spoke      "Sk-Santa I would like ta have a party for Christmas ya know invite everyone DJ 'n' all" I nodded "Santa will see what he can do as long as you continue to behave" he smiled and walked away laughing slightly. 'This is a great way too find out what the bot's want' I thought ooh change of plan, next up was Ironhide unfortunately for my leg he was heavier than the other two and decided to sit down "Santa" he said doing air quote's "I would like a new cannon a nice one with long range and rapid fire settings" I gritted my teeth cause my leg was now in protest "well Santa will see what he can do but we don't really make weapons at the work shop, be a good boy and I'll see what I can do". He stood relieving my leg but next came my brothers who didnt seem  to see through the disguise Sunny sat on my leg he was surprisingly light " Santa I would like some new paints and some trip wire" he asked nope they thought I was Santa "well you two are currently on my naughty list but if you behave I will see what I can do" they both ran back too their seats. Skids and mudflap came over now Skids sitting on my leg and Mudflap sitting on top of him " ho ho ho so what would you like for christmas" I asked "well we would like to go on a trip somewhere nice" Skids told me 'god their heavy' I thought shifting my leg "well you behave and I will do my best" they stood up and walked away. Next to come up was the triplets none of them sat down "we would like better bike forms" "well I'll see what I can do" I smiled at them, my throat now hurting from how I'm speaking. Next to come up was the Jettwins "we are wanting to get a obstacle coarse" "well little one's I shall get my elves on it just behave" they nodded simultaneously then ran back too their seats. That was it since smokescreen still isn't awake.

2hours later after a long Q&A

I got back into my room and jotted down what all the bots wanted then got changed it was so funny though, Jazz walked in after I was changed into my PJ's "your a good actor ya know dat" I smiled and nodded "thank ya" I done a small bow then climbed into bed "your welcome" he replied going over to the TV and putting adventure time on I soon joined him on the sofa and fell asleep there...

(YAY FOR WRITING AT THE WRONG TIME OF NIGHT ... ZZZZZZZZ HOPE YA ENJOYED!)