So I was just scrolling through all my files and guess what I stumbled upon! Yup, that's right, my calculus project from last year! Lol we had to write a song or make a parody of a song that explained the main concepts of calculus. And I, of course, picked none other than WMYB! (Big shocker, I know). I got an A, yippee! This clearly shows that the boys actually do help me thrive academically, haha! So props to you, Harry, Zayn, Niall, Liam, and Louis! Those of you who are taking calculus or have taken calculus before, will definitely get it. And those of you who aren't familiar with the subject, well, hope you enjoy it nonetheless! Hope you like it, loves!
~Melina <3
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Derivatives
And integrals
The way to solve, them is like thi-i-is
First derive
Then anti-
See it's so easy, not that hard to mi-i-iss
Everyone else can derive and integrate
Everyone else but you
Baby a derivative means dy/dx
While an integral shows that squiggly s
But when a graph is given, it ain't hard to guess
You don't know
Oh oh
How to find the area
If only you knew where that part was
You'd understand it was right underneath the curve
Right now you're looking confused, it's getting on my nerves
You don't know
Oh oh
How to find the area
Oh oh
Underneath a simple curve
So c-come on
You got it wrong
To get it right
You need to hear my so-o-ong
First find f prime
Or it's a crime
Set it equal to zero, and stop wasting my ti-i-ime
Everyone else can find the critical points
Everyone else but you
Baby now draw a sign chart for me
So you can test those critical points and see
Where those changes occur in concavity
You don't know
Oh oh
You don't know there's more to learn
Next take the second derivative
If you don't, then it's not even worth to live
You're almost halfway through, but I can't believe
You don't know
Oh oh
You don't know there's more to learn
Oh oh
Learn it fast so you can leave
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na (x2)
Baby you found f double prime
Now set it equal to zero, everything is fine
See finding those inflection points took no time
You don't know
Oh oh
You don't know you're a genius
Baby you just learned calculus
I'm so proud you didn't make a big fuss
Comprehending college math is a plus
You don't know
Oh oh
You don't know you're a genius
If only you would agree with me
I would jump up and down so gleefully
Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe
You don't know
Oh oh
You don't know you're a genius
Oh oh
You don't know you're a genius
Oh oh
That's what makes you a genius
YOU ARE READING
What Makes You Beautiful: Math Parody
ŞiirJust one of those whimsical things my mind cooks up. If you read it, you'll understand what I mean. (: