What Makes You Beautiful: Math Parody

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So I was just scrolling through all my files and guess what I stumbled upon!  Yup, that's right, my calculus project from last year! Lol we had to write a song or make a parody of a song that explained the main concepts of calculus.  And I, of course, picked none other than WMYB! (Big shocker, I know). I got an A, yippee!  This clearly shows that the boys actually do help me thrive academically, haha!  So props to you, Harry, Zayn, Niall, Liam, and Louis!  Those of you who are taking calculus or have taken calculus before, will definitely get it.  And those of you who aren't familiar with the subject, well, hope you enjoy it nonetheless!  Hope you like it, loves!

~Melina <3

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Derivatives 

And integrals 

The way to solve, them is like thi-i-is 

First derive  

Then anti-

See it's so easy, not that hard to mi-i-iss

Everyone else can derive and integrate 

Everyone else but you

Baby a derivative means dy/dx 

While an integral shows that squiggly s 

But when a graph is given, it ain't hard to guess 

You don't know 

Oh oh  

How to find the area 

If only you knew where that part was 

You'd understand it was right underneath the curve 

Right now you're looking confused, it's getting on my nerves 

You don't know  

Oh oh 

How to find the area 

Oh oh 

Underneath a simple curve

So c-come on 

You got it wrong 

To get it right 

You need to hear my so-o-ong 

First find f prime 

Or it's a crime  

Set it equal to zero, and stop wasting my ti-i-ime

Everyone else can find the critical points 

Everyone else but you

Baby now draw a sign chart for me 

So you can test those critical points and see 

Where those changes occur in concavity 

You don't know 

Oh oh 

You don't know there's more to learn 

Next take the second derivative 

If you don't, then it's not even worth to live 

You're almost halfway through, but I can't believe 

You don't know 

Oh oh 

You don't know there's more to learn 

Oh oh 

Learn it fast so you can leave

Na na na na na na na na na 

Na na na na na na (x2)

Baby you found f double prime 

Now set it equal to zero, everything is fine 

See finding those inflection points took no time

You don't know 

Oh oh 

You don't know you're a genius

Baby you just learned calculus 

I'm so proud you didn't make a big fuss 

Comprehending college math is a plus 

You don't know 

Oh oh 

You don't know you're a genius 

If only you would agree with me 

I would jump up and down so gleefully 

Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe 

You don't know 

Oh oh 

You don't know you're a genius 

Oh oh 

You don't know you're a genius 

Oh oh

That's what makes you a genius

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