"You're the villian, understood?" Template's only response was a blank stare, but that was all he needed to see to know that his guest was listening. "The bad guy, the one that does bad stuff! So, if that's what you are, you have to act like one!" Pale tilted his head just ever so slightly, probably on accident, but it serves as a reason for the protecter to keep talking.
"Any good villian should be more... Rude? Evil? Sinister, sometimes? Maybe a bit pushy, like grabbing the hero's arms and forcing them to be still! And being super aggressive about it! Yeah, that's a super bad thing to do... Like, completely invading their personal spa--" Template couldn't even finish before he was suddenly grabbed by his wrists and pinned against the wall, Pale getting dangerously close to his face.
"Like this?" Was all he said, his voice cold and empty.
Template sputtered before pushing Pale away, his face a bright blue. "N-NO!!!! NO, NOT AT ALL, DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!!!"
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Notes:
I crave these stupid idiots so much hnngh,,,
Also, yes, for those who have Tumblr, this quick thing was absolutely inspired because of somebodyalreadytookthis2 and their stupidly adorable short thingy with these two buffoons h-
Anyways, yeah, just trying to get my ship cravings under control with this--
YOU ARE READING
UT MV Short Stories (Oneshots??)
Historia CortaMy (mostly) short fics that I need to type out before they leave my silly little brain. Full of silly stuff and rarepairs so uh. Have fun. ALSO THE FIRST CHAPTERS ARE SO UGLY AND BAD I SWEAR I DON'T ALWAYS WRITE LIKE THAT PLS JUST SKIP TO CORN FIELD...
