You: do you put your milk before the cereal?do you shower in the morning?
You: I need answers before I continue speaking to you
You: answer me Samantha
Stranger: No
Stranger: Yes
You: one of those answers displeases me, Samantha
You have disconnected
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You: do you put your milk before the cereal?do you shower in the morning?
Stranger: girl - Orlando - 24 u?
You: answer the questions, Margret
You: yes or no Margret
You: not that hard
You: I want a divorce
You have disconnected.
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You: do you put your milk before the cereal?do you shower in the morning?
You: I'm naming you Dan
Stranger: M or f
You: Dan the Omegle man
Stranger: M15 wbu
Stranger: I'm looking to trade nudes
Stranger has disconnected.
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You: do you put your milk before the cereal?do you shower in the morning?
Stranger: ...
Stranger: M
Stranger: No and no
You: I'm calling you Kile
You: you are a good man Kile
You: *thumbs up*
Stranger: Ok lol
Stranger has disconnected.
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Stranger: Hi
You: do you put your milk before the cereal?do you shower in the morning?
Stranger: Morning showers yes
You: you shall be named Stewart
Stranger: No
Stranger: No mil before cream
You: Stewart, you okay there bud?
Stranger has disconnected.
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Omegle: and other reasons i can no longer look at you eye to eye
Phiêu lưuI go onto Omegle, pose a questioning statement or morally wrong question towards a stranger and get some... interesting answers. In other words, I'm getting contracts for firstborn children and left kidneys
