Omegle: and other reasons i can no longer look at you eye to eye

Toes

Stranger: Call me daddy

You: Have you a moment to talk about our Lord and savior Darren?

Stranger: I do

You: He is the mystical man of the forest who sneaks into the houses of the damned and steals their toes under the light of the blue moon

Stranger: There is a fucking blue moon

You: Yes

You: Blue Moon is the name given to the second full moon of a month

Stranger: What the fuck

Stranger: U a girl

You: I am a spokesperson for Darren

Stranger: Cool

Stranger: Who is Darren

You: He is the mystical man of the forest who sneaks into the houses of the damned and steals their toes under the light of the blue moon, we've been over this 

Stranger: Cool

Stranger: He steel people toes

You: Yes, he steals the toes of the damned

Stranger: What he do with the toes

You: Makes them into a necklace and hangs them from the highest branch of the Jacaranda tree

Stranger: The fuck

You: What did you think he was going to do with the toes?

Stranger: Suck them 

You: You must be confusing Darren and Stephon, Stephon sucks the noes

Stranger: U wit the devil or sumthing?

Stranger: Darren is he bad?

You: He removes the toes of the evil and the damned, so I'd say he's pretty good

Stranger: What

Stranger: Is he real

You: Darren is very much a real being, and no I don't work with Lucifer, he is in a completely different department

Stranger: Wait so is Darren against God?

You: God is against everyone, Darren doesn't really care

Stranger: No he is not

Stranger: Is Darren on the Earth?

You: Darren is on Earth. God gave free will but hates all of us in the 'down stairs' department who chose to put that free will to use

Stranger: Are u a bad person?

You: I have never killed/attacked those of different races, beliefs, or sexualities, and I promote the use of free will. So no, I do not believe that I am a bad person

Stranger: I meant like a devil worshiper, are u like a priest?

You: I do not worship Lucifer, Lucifer never asked to be worshiped

Stranger: Does Darren look like us?

You: Darren is very pale, almost see-through, human-like in form but with much longer arms, legs and fingers he doesn't have eyes, instead, he locates his prey by following the sound of their immoral soul

Stranger: Is Darren slindermen?

You: Darren is Darren. Slenderman is a completely different entity from a completely different department.

Stranger: Do other people know about Darren?

You: Plenty, all of the damned are very well aware of his presence 

Stranger: How do u know if u are damned?

You: Have you ever judged a person based on elements they can't control like their race, sex, gender, or sexual identity?

Stranger: Ya, I think so

You: Then you are one of the damned

Stranger: Am I going to die?

You: You're going to lose your toes

Stranger: U are lying?

You: You have judged people based on elements that they cannot control or change about themselves, your loss is all on you.

Stranger has disconnected.