You: May I purchase you left kidney dear sir/mam?
Stranger: U stroking
Stranger: Dirty jew
Stranger has disconnected.
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You: May I purchase you left kidney dear sir/mam?
Stranger: Hi
You: May I purchase you left kidney dear sir/mam?
You: Hello?????
You: Jack, may I purchase your kidney?
Stranger: Why?
You: I want it
Stranger has disconnected.
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You: May I purchase you left kidney dear sir/mam?
Stranger: Why
You: I need it
Stranger: Are u in a hospital
You: no I just need a kidney so that I can open up the underworld again
Stranger: I'm young I'm 11 so probably not
You: well I'm thousands of years old and need to contact satan, so...
Stranger: Oh are u sure that you are old
You: Yes now, may I have your kidney?
Stranger: No you fake
Stranger has disconnected.
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You: May I purchase you left kidney dear sir/mam?
Stranger: Why yes you may
You: What do you want in return?
Stranger: A couple grand
You: which currency?
Stranger: U.S.
You: Also while we are at it, can I get your soul in like 4 years' time?
Stranger: Yes
You: nice
You: I'll pick them up tomorrow
You have disconnected.
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Omegle: and other reasons i can no longer look at you eye to eye
AdventureI go onto Omegle, pose a questioning statement or morally wrong question towards a stranger and get some... interesting answers. In other words, I'm getting contracts for firstborn children and left kidneys
