Authors Note: This conversation was held between Stranger and my twin @_Sassy_bitch_ I own nothing except the formating.
_________________________________________You: How many kids do you have?
Stranger: 0
Stranger: U?
You: I have 15 in my basement
You: You should start collecting
Stranger: I thought you meant like birthed
You: Oh, no lol
You: Too painful
Stranger: I have like 437 in my basement
Stranger: They're all in cages
You: Ohh! cool
You: How do you keep yours quiet?
Stranger: Do you feed them?
You: Once a week, I make them fight for a single meal
Stranger: Once a week?
Stranger: Did you mean to say once a year?
You: Haha, no sadly, need to keep them alive for entertainment, quarantine is boring
Stranger: True
Stranger: You torture them for entertainment or is that just me?
You: Sometimes, yeah
Stranger: Nice
You: Sometimes I chop a toe off and make them eat it when they scream
Stranger: I chop off their entire foot
You: One kid has only 2 left lol
You: Too big of a meal for them, gives 'em too much energy
Stranger: One kid has no limbs because he tried to escape
You: Damn
You: He bleed out?
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: He's in a cardboard box
You: That's the way to go haha
Stranger: I take a metal spike and jab it through the box every day
You: Oh yes! That sounds fun!
Stranger: You should try it
You: I will! Thank you :)
Stranger: I like to mass breed them so I can sell them for $555,000 each
Stranger: Because that's how much you can sell someone for
Stranger: Like because of the organs and stuff
You: OMG, how have I not thought of that yet!?
You: I need to try that
Stranger: Yea, it's easy money
You: Agreed
Stranger: Who supplies your children?
You: Lost and found
Stranger: That's not the best method
Stranger: You got to go to buy from 'children.com'
You: Yeah, I mean I'm getting some more at the riot tomorrow, easy to snatch
Stranger: They get delivered in metal crates
Stranger: All to your front doorstep
You: That's so easy and simple! I need to get an account there ASAP!
Stranger: Yup they pretty cheap too
You: How much do they sell for?
Stranger: Like 20k
Stranger: Big profit
You: Damn that's good for a kid
Stranger: Agreed
You: Yeah super good
Stranger: Have fun torturing, gotta go upstairs to whip the slaves in my plantation
Stranger: They're acting up again
You: Lmao fair enough
You: You have snap though?
Stranger: Yea
Stranger has disconnected.
_________________________Authors Note: #rejected
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