You: would you or would you not sell your firstborn for some milk?
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: M or F?
You: would you or would you not sell your firstborn for some milk?
Stranger: Yeah
You: Daniel you have a problem
Stranger: How are you?
You: In need of a firstborn
Stranger: M or F?
You: thank you for your sacrifice
Stranger has disconnected.
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You: would you or would you not sell your firstborn for some milk?
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: M
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You: would you or would you not sell your firstborn for some milk?
Stranger: M
Stranger: No
You: well where am I suppose to get one now? Michael
Stranger: Would you?
You: If I had a firstborn I wouldn't be on here asking for one now would I?
Stranger: Nvm lol is that from a show
You: no it's not from a show
Stranger: Are you female or male
You: I just need a firstborn can you get me one?
Stranger: Girl or boy
You: I don't care for its gender, I just want a firstborn
Stranger has disconnected.
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You: would you or would you not sell your firstborn for some milk?
Stranger: Yes
You: would you like full cream or fat-free?
You: also when can I pick up the firstborn?
Stranger: milk? Just fucking milk.
Stranger: tomorrow
You: you shall receive your milk first thing tomorrow
You: thankyou for your sacrifice
Stranger has disconnected.
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Omegle: and other reasons i can no longer look at you eye to eye
AdventureI go onto Omegle, pose a questioning statement or morally wrong question towards a stranger and get some... interesting answers. In other words, I'm getting contracts for firstborn children and left kidneys
