The school charity skating competition seems like the perfect way to raise the money they need the only problem is that Nikki can't skate.Will she be able to transform from dork-on-ice to ice princess in time to save the day
It's hard to believe that the holidays are right around the corner.
Mom and I spent most of the morning decorating our fake Christmas tree.
Dad and Brianna were out there working on what they called a ' a super duper secret project'.
Dad said there big surprise was going to: 1. Spread holiday cheer. 2. Be a source of great pride to our family and 3. Drastically increase our household income.
But hoping he'd surprise us with something more practical. Like a new job!
One that does not involve him: 1. Working at my school. 2. Driving a crazy looking van with a bug on it. 3. Exterminating bugs. 4. Damaging my already shabby reputation.
Finally, dad and Brianna called us out side to see their surprise.
I had a very bad feeling about their little project even before I had actually seen what they had done. Mostly because my dad and Brianna have the combined IQ of a toothbrush. And I was right! It took one look at their monstrosity and totally FREAKED.....
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I was like, WHAT is THAT?!
Riding around I Dad's van with that huge bug can be pretty TRAUMATIC experience.
But undoing the psychological damage from Santa Roach, the Red- Nosed Christmas Tree is going to take years and years of intensive therapy.
I stared at Dad and Brianna in disbelief. "Please! Tell me this is all just a big PRANK?!"
That is when Brianna got this superserious look on her face and started speaking in this low spooky voice.
"Nikki better be careful! Because in Christmas Eve, Santa Roach rises out the pumpkin patch and gives out sweets and toys to all the good little girls and boys! And squirts bug spray into the eyes of all the bad kids."
Which, by the way, is the MOST RIDICULOUS thing I've ever heard!!
Brianna must think I'm an IDIOT!! I know her little story is just another rip off of another wel known legend.
But just in case if any of that stuff she said about the bug spray is true, I'm going to start sleeping with my sunglasses on.
Anyway, this weekend I was seriously planning to come clean and tell Chloe and Zoey about my WCD scholarship and my dad being the school exterminator and all.
I'm just so SICK of all the deception and lies.
I had no doubt WHATSOEVER that Chloe and Zoey were my TRUE friends and would accept me for who I really am.
But that was BEFORE Santa Roach became a part of my STINKING family!!
