hotwheeler: oh god
trashietrashmouth: whats up my fellow hoesssss
hotterwheeler: why have you done this
trashietrashmouth: >>>:)
hairington: :D hi! i'm steve and i'm the kids babysitter
zoomzoom: correction: mother
hairington: well that too but i dont wanna confuse the kid
trashietrashmouth: richies the name and doing voices is my game
zoomzoom: the names max
willtheGAY: i'm will :)
nocollarbones: -wheeler
willtheGAY: IT WAS AN A C C I D E N T
theresidentlesbian: uh huh sure
trashietrashmouth: o ye ive heard of you plenty of times willie my dear
nocollarbones: i'm dustin
eggomyleggo: i'm eleven
trashietrashmouth: sorry m'dear but I asksksksksked for ur name not age
eggomyleggo: no that's my name
trashietrashmouth: eleven is ur name?
willtheGAY: yea
hotwheeler: yes
nocollarbones: yep
chocolatedaddy: indeed
trashietrashmouth: OHHHH IS SHE THE 'EL' YOU WOULDNT SHUT UP ABOUT LIKE LAST YEAR
hotwheeler:
trashietrashmouth: no
chocolatedaddy: back on track
chocolatedaddy: i'm lucas
trashietrashmouth: your username is promising ;)
chocolatedaddy: oh hell no
chocolatedaddy: for the record, i'm straight
trashietrashmouth: mike how dare you put me in a gc full of h- *hacks* heter- *coughs* I cant even say it
hotwheeler: oh give me a break
willtheGAY: where's erica?
chocolatedaddy: she's taking a nap
willtheGAY: but it's like 1 pm
chocolatedaddy: 🤷🤷
trashietrashmouth: who the duck is erica
trashietrashmouth: ***fuck shit
zoomzoom: mood
chocolatedaddy: my lil sis, her username is comeatmeidareyou
trashietrashmouth: oH?
YOU ARE READING
THE SCOOPS FAMILY-FRIENDLY (not really) PARTY - a stranger things/it group chat
Fanfictionlong story short? don't let steve make a group chat for everyone. many, MANY, things will go wrong. in the funniest way possible.