beaverly: hhh
eggomyleggo: ?
beaverly: stans being annoyinh as hell
beaverly: he takes too long in the bathroom
stanthebirdman: I need extra time to take care of my hair, Bev.
zoomzoom: omfg do you do a similar hair routine to steves
stanthebirdman: steve has a hair routine?
eve: yessir. I have to keep my hair flawless
stanthebirdman: I don't do too much to my hair, but it gets insane when I dont use products for it.
beaverly: falsehood, you have 8 seperate products you use for your hair
nocollarboner: bev really out here pulling the out the falsehood
stanthebirdman: Like I said, my hair gets insane when I don't use them.
beaverly: you sure you dont just use them to have great hair for billiam?
stanthebirdman: Yes.
beaverly: uh huh. why exactly would you need Farrah Faucet spray on a daily basis tho
eve: "Farrah Faucet" i-
beaverly: yeah thats her name??
eve: It's spelled Fawcett smh
eve: ALSO I USE THAT AS WELL :D
stanthebirdman: Really?
hotwheeler: @ trashietrashmouth I never thoughr our friends would bond over hair products
trashietrashmouth: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
willtheGAY: guys I found actual train smut
hotwheeler: will no
willtheGAY: it's thomas the train x lightning McQueen
hotwheeler: WILL NO
willtheGAY: its actually well written?
hotwheeler: W I L L N O
sheepman: ben just walked in on me filming a tiktok i-
januaryembers: oh to see without my eyes
sheepman: it wasnt that bad!!
januaryembers: IT WAS CURSED
sheepman: dont judge meeee
januaryembers: WHY WERE THERE RUBBER DUCKS EVERYWHERE
sheepman: dont question the ways of the duck Benjamin
residentlesbian: ok but can we talk about how HAMILTON WAS RELEASED TODAY ON DISNEY+?
willtheGAY: YES OMG OMG I LOVED IT
beaverly: the romantic tension between John laurens and Hamilton is just 😳
nocollarbones: i think your pants are hot 😺
residentlesbian: laurens I like you a lot 😘
trashietrashmouth: NEVER GON BE PRESIDENT NOW
hotwheeler: i know my sister like I know my own mInd you will never fInd anyone as trusting or as kInd
hotterwheeler: 🥺
zoomzoom: yeah but like,, stan eliza hamilton for clear skin ✨
stanthebirdman: Did you know Eliza actually had like 9 kids? Not just Phillip?
YOU ARE READING
THE SCOOPS FAMILY-FRIENDLY (not really) PARTY - a stranger things/it group chat
Fanfictionlong story short? don't let steve make a group chat for everyone. many, MANY, things will go wrong. in the funniest way possible.
