(warning- ok before the chapter starts,, idk if this will be offensive to some people or not, but i decided to mention it anyways. there are mentions of a character being a furry, but i do not mean any harm to the furry community (is that what its called-?). also, there is a homophobic saying in this chapter used for a sarcastic remark, the character who said it did not really mean it and was just making fun of homophobes. ok thanks you can read the chapter now lol)
nocollarbones: ok but acnh hits different
willtheGAY: my poor ass with my 3ds playin new leaf like
residentlesbian: ^^^
hotwheeler: wait robin you play animal crossing ??
residentlesbian: hell yea i do
zoomzoom: lmfao
eggomyleggo: barold is superior
nocollarbones: bish w h a t
eggomyleggo: hes so misunderstood 😔 I love my ugly grey son
hotwheeler: el is cancelled #elhopperisoverparty
eggomyleggo: waIT NO
nocollarbones: #elhopperisoverparty
hairington: no we are not cancelling my daughter
bbbilliam: *stares up at him, blushing passionately* i-i-i *tries to cover massive bulge* sorry daddy uwu
nocollarbones: ...what the f
bbbilliam: WAIT WRONG CHAT WRONG CHAT
hotwheeler: wHAT
zoomzoom: bill are you a furry
bbbilliam: NO
willtheGAY: ok, but if you were, thats fine :)
bbbilliam: aww ty
bbbilliam: BUT IM NOT A FURRY THAT WAS JUST A ROLEPLAY
nocollarbones: you literally said uwu you cant get any more furry than that
hotwheeler: @smolangryspaghet IS HE A FURRY
smolangryspaghet: what tf would i know
hotwheeler: BC YOURE SHARING A ROOM WITH HIM
smolangryspaghet: oh yeah lemme go steal his phone real quick
bbbilliam: N O
hairington: why is this chat always absolute chaos
eggomyleggo: ^
smolangryspaghet: he keps kicking me whenver i cme close so lets just spam stan bc he nows everythin about his bf
zoomzoom: sir did you have a stroke
smolangryspaghet: IM PRETTY SURE I DINT HVE S STRONK
smolangryspaghet: HE KEPS KICKNG ME SO ITS HAR TO TYP
nocollarbones: stronk
hotwheeler: aight lets spam stan
hotwheeler: @stanthebirdman
willtheGAY: @stanthebirdman
zoomzoom: @stanthebirdman
eggomyleggo: @stanthebirdman
stanthebirdman: WHAT DO YOU WANT.
zoomzoom: is bill a furry
stanthebirdman: Yes? I thought you all already knew.
bbbilliam: BABE NO
hotwheeler: IM DEAD LMAO
willtheGAY: rip bill
YOU ARE READING
THE SCOOPS FAMILY-FRIENDLY (not really) PARTY - a stranger things/it group chat
Hayran Kurgulong story short? don't let steve make a group chat for everyone. many, MANY, things will go wrong. in the funniest way possible.
