beaverly: I JUST WALKED INTO OUR HOTEL ROOM AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING STAN
stanthebirdman: AH
eggomyleggo: ????
beaverly: HES LITERALLY DRINKING CHOCOLATE HERSHEYS SYRUP STRAIGHT OIT OF THE BOTTLE
stanthebirdman: YOU WERNET SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT BEV
trashietrashmouth: DHHSHSHSHAHSHHS
willtheGAY: its 3 am why
beaverly: I WAS OUT IN THE POOL AND SINCE THE POOL CLOSES AT 3 AM I WAS COMING BACK AND THIS BITCH WAS STRAIGHT UP GARGLING THAT CHOCOLATE SYRUP LIKE FUCKIBG MOUTHWASH OR SOME SHIT
nocollarbones: OH MY G OD
beaverly: HES CRYING FROM LAUGHTER RN
beaverly: OR DEPRESSION IDK
willtheGAY: ha same
hotwheeler: RICHIE JUST WOKE ME UP FOR THIS??? REALLY???? IMMA GO BEAT HIS ASS REAL QUICK THIS WAS NOT WORTH WAKIBG UP FOR
trashietrashmouth: catxh me I dare u
sheepman: i hear laughing next door and I have like 30 notifs from this chat what is going on i just want sleep
beaverly: SCROLL UP
sheepman: ...oh my god
nocollarbones:
that but with chocolate syrup
willtheGAY: "its so soothing"
trashietrashmouth: it is doe
eggomyleggo: sorry guys I fell asleep
willtheGAY: go back to bed ellll
eggomyleggo: nu if youre awake then im awake
beaverly: sibling goals
nocollarbones: *cue roachie and micycle shrieking in the background*
hotterwheeler: thats what is currently happening actually
hotterwheeler: good thing mom and dad are heavy ass sleepers bc those two crackheads are at it again
beaverly: stan wont let me take a hit of his chocolate syrup bottle :(
willtheGAY: kill him
nocollarbones: oH
beaverly: thats a good idea I might try that sometime soon
stanthebirdman: WAIT NO
nocollarbones: wait are y'all in different hotel rooms?
beaverly: ofc we are, we arent heathens that share beds
beaverly: its me n stan, eddie n bill, and ben n mike
stanthebirdman: They wouldn't let me an Bill share a room.
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THE SCOOPS FAMILY-FRIENDLY (not really) PARTY - a stranger things/it group chat
Fanfictionlong story short? don't let steve make a group chat for everyone. many, MANY, things will go wrong. in the funniest way possible.