stanthebirdman: My cousin and his friend are coming to visit and I don't know what to do.
zoomzoom: ??
stanthebirdman: Shit. That was supposed to go to someone else.
trashietrashmouth: ohhh ur annoying ass older cousin with the same name as u
stanthebirdman: Uh, yes.
nocollarbones: who would name their kid the same name as their cousin lmao
stanthebirdman: Apparently my parents.
seggomyleggo: who's his friend?
stanthebirdman: A random girl named Sydney.
hotwheeler: wait what's their last names
stanthebirdman: My cousin's last name is Barber, and I don't know Sydney's last name.
hairington: I'm bouta look these kids up to make sure they're good kids and aren't going to be bad influences
nocollarbones: we literally decoded a secret Russian message then proceeded to break into their base with your co-worker and lucas's 10 year old little sister, how worse could we get
hairington: well
bbbilliam: wait hol up you did what
trashietrashmouth: oh yea they did that haha
smolangryspaghet: honestly we shouldn't judge, we beat up a demon clown like two years ago so
bbbilliam: oh right
hotwheeler: just looked up stans cousin, and he looks p cool
stanthebirdman: He is the opposite of cool.
trashietrashmouth: says the loser
hairington: He smokes weed?! oh no you're not hanging out with him
stanthebirdman: Good, I hate him.
beaverly: ok but why does his friend look exactly like me
sheepman: o shit she do
trashietrashmouth: theyre like if stan and bev smoked weed and were besties
beaverly: also if stan wasnt so uptight
stanthebirdman: I'm not uptight.
trashietrashmouth: you keep believin that bud
willtheGAY: o gosh y'all me and el gotta go, were going to our therapy appoinments
hotwheeler: youre going to therapy now?
willtheGAY: yea, mom thought it would be good for us to see someone :)
hairington: ok have fun
eggomyleggo: ah yes we're going to have fun talkinf to a guy we dont know and sorting through the problems we have from traumatic experiences
willtheGAY: ^^
zoomzoom: well they aint wrong
hairington: sorry :((( dont get hurt then
willtheGAY: we wont haha
zoomzoom: bye ellie
eggomyleggo: bye maxxie <3
residentlesbian: these bb gays I cANT
hairington: were at work rn please don't make robin cry by being cute
beaverly: get reddie to cry then bc mike n ben are the cutest
sheepman: ^//^
januaryembers: ily bev <3
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THE SCOOPS FAMILY-FRIENDLY (not really) PARTY - a stranger things/it group chat
Fanfictionlong story short? don't let steve make a group chat for everyone. many, MANY, things will go wrong. in the funniest way possible.
