THE SCOOPS FAMILY-FRIENDLY (not really) PARTY - a stranger things/it group chat

gobble me swallow me drip down the side

cameracreep: steve is doing the wap dance in my living room im scared

zoomzoom: ok but is he good at it???

cameracreep: scarily good. wtf why didnt i know he could do the splits

residentlesbian: I taught him the dance. be proud 😼

cameracreep: hes looking at me like hes expecting me to be super impressed but im just confused lmao

willtheGAY: oh god I'm really glad I'm at max's house rn i dont want to see ✨that✨

trashietrashmouth: but do he got 🎂

hotwheeler: brother no

cameracreep: honestly hes kind of a flat bitch but I love him anyways

willtheGAY: wOAH OK LETS NOT

eggomyleggo: hey big bro please ✨stop✨

nocollarbones: why are y'all more freaked out about your bro talking about his bf then when joyce literally told the gc that she and hopper where having smexy time 😀

willtheGAY: WAIT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT WGSHSJ THAT WAS LIKE 5 MONTHS AGO

eggomyleggo: I think it was because I didnt know what sex was or sexual innuendos or anything like that but then richie corrupted all of us 😊

hotwheeler: imagine having to live with him

trashietrashmouth: love you too bro

bbbilliam: speaking of wap I memorized the rap part :D

smolangryspaghet: no offense but,, how

bbbilliam: I just have to go slower than the actual rap is, but I know all the words

trashietrashmouth: gobble me swallow me drip down the side of me quick jump on it fore you let it get inside of me tell him where to put it never tell him where I'm bout to be I'm running down on it fore I got an n word running me talk yo shit bite yo lip

willtheGAY: ask for a car while you ride that *penis*

cameracreep: WAIT WHAF YOU KNOW THE RAP

willtheGAY: yeah lol

hotwheeler: omg

nocollarbones: I think you made mike even more gay for you will. hes blushing rn. idk why you typing out a line from a song makes him act up but anyways

hotwheeler: am not and ew no

willtheGAY: I only know it because max was blasting it on repeat the day after it came out

zoomzoom: I regret nothing

cameracreep: I'm sorry im still in shock. what happened to my innocent baby bro

eggomyleggo: richie

nocollarbones: richie

residentlesbian: richie

zoomzoom: richie

bbbilliam: richie

willtheGAY: richie

trashietrashmouth: me

beaverly: my ear hurts

januaryembers: oh no why?

beaverly: idk

trashietrashmouth: im horny

residentlesbian: bitch me too you ain't the only one

residentlesbian: ...i regret sending that text

nocollarbones: ...chile anyways so

eggomyleggo: you'll fight till the war is won

hotwheeler: war's not done

eggomyleggo: you deserve a chance to meet your son

sheepman: son's not done

chocolatedaddy: oop

nocollarbones: heyyy the bitchass finally decided to join the chat

chocolatedaddy: I try to stay off it as much as possible tbh

januaryembers: mike is bringing out the rubber ducks again, god help us all

sheepman: theyre cute ok

januaryembers: ok yeah theyre pretty cute but thats besides the point

trashietrashmouth: is everyone ignoring that its spooky season

hotwheeler: its not even fall yet

trashietrashmouth: shut your bitchmouth rn

trashietrashmouth: its spooky season

zoomzoom: what are we all goin as for halloween this year 👀

hotwheeler: Roman from Sanders Sides lmao

trashietrashmouth: ^me too but green and with a mustache

eggomyleggo: i think i might go as a character from a tv show

zoomzoom: what if we went as Velma and Daphne bc theyre a lesbian power couple like us

zoomzoom: wait

zoomzoom: fuck

hotwheeler: y'all are together??

willthegay: awww

trashietrashmouth: wish I had that kind of relationship 😔

smolangryspaghet: im literally right here

eve: yay my children

residentlesbian: ^

beaverly: nobody: bill: don't y'all think garfield is sexy

nocollarbones: WHATSHAHAHJ

bbbilliam: NO

zoomzoom: smexy smexy garfield ❤

hotwheeler: ok but lowkey jon can SUCK IT i hate that bitch

januaryembers: not yall hating on my man jon 😔 he tries his best

hotwheeler: NAW BITCH HE MISTREATS HIS CAT

sheepman: LMAOOO DID YOU HAVE A GARFIELD PHASE OR SOMTHIN

hotwheeler: NO THATS WEIRD I JUST LIKE THE COMICS

willtheGAY: as mikes friend since kindergarten, I can confirm he had a garfield phase

chocolatedaddy: wHAT

hotwheeler: UGHH IT WASNT LIKE THAT I PROMISE I JUST MAINLY READ GARFIELD FOR A WHILE

willtheGAY: I drew like 50 drawings of garfield and other side characters for you, it was definitely more than just reading it

trashietrashmouth: WAIT I THINK I VAGUELY REMEMBER THIS LMAOO

hotwheeler: SHIT

hotwheeler: FUCK YOU GUYS IM LEAVING >:(

hotwheeler has left the chat!

nocollarbones has added hotwheeler to the chat!

nocollarbones has changed hotwheeler's name to 'garfieldbabe'!

garfieldbabe: JESUS CHRIST