the losers

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((btw before this chapter starts, the ages of everyone are: Mike- 16, Will- 15, El/Jane- 15, Lucas- 16, Dustin- 15, Max- 16, Richie- 16, Erica- 13 (I know she's 4 years younger than Lucas in the show but I made her a year older bc it works better), Steve- 21, Nancy- 20, Jonathan- 20, Robin- 20, and Joyce and Hopper are in their 40s. the Losers Club will all be 15-16 when they come into this mess i call a book.))

zoomzoom: so we all know how gay this groupchat is right

willtheGAY: yea?

zoomzoom: right. so, will is the soft gay, mike is the annoyed bisexual, el is the soft bisexual, im the sk8er lesbian, robin is the mean lesbian, steve is the motherly pansexual, jonathan is the artsy pansexual (hes pansexual right?), and dusty bun, luca, nance, richie, and erica are the str8 allies right???

trashietrashmouth: bro i have a boyfriend i literallh mentioned him earlier

zoomzoom: so what are you?

trashietrashmouth: i am a big homiesexual

zoomzoom: hey me too

cameracreep: *bisexual. i identify as bisexual, but its easy to get pan and bi mixed up.

zoomzoom: ah oki :)

trashietrashmouth: hey can i add some of my freinds to the chatt

hairington: sure

willtheGAY: okay :D

eggomyleggo: yes

hotwheeler: no

trashietrashmouth: too late bitch

trashietrashmouth added smolangryspaghet , stanthebirdman , bbbilliam , beaverlyy , januaryembers , and sheepman !

smolangryspaghet: what the fuck have you added me to richird you asshole

stanthebirdman: I agree with Eddie's statement.

detectivebyers: There are too many people I don't know in the groupchat, so I'm leaving.

j.hopper: Me too.

nocollarbones: oh so you guys are done having sex now?

detectivebyers has left the chat!

j.hopper has left the chat!

trashietrashmouth: meet the losers club

chocolatedaddy: creative name

trashietrashmouth: shut up

trashietrashmouth: anyways

trashietrashmouth: smolangryspaghet is my dear bf eddie spaghetti, he is obsesed with medical shit and talks rly fast and i love him

trashietrashmouth:

trashietrashmouth:

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