Descendants Fanfiction Collection

Roughin' It Part 1

Summary: After Uma boldly and perhaps stupidly proclaims that she could handle camping easily, Mal, Evie, Audrey, Jane, and Uma end up on a camping trip that none of them were prepared for in the least. Friendship feels amongst all five girls, Huma, Jarlos, Jaudrey, Bal, and Hades father/daughter feels with Mal.

   "I could do that with one hand tied behind my back," Uma commented, pointing at the television screen showing a hardly clothed man starting a fire from her position on the opposite side of the couch to Mal and Evie snuggled together.

Currently, Uma, Mal, Evie, Audrey, and Jane were all crowded around Mal's television watching the latest episode of Bare and Scared. Audrey was in the middle of painting her nails, and Jane was watching in horror whenever someone's naked rear end happened to show on-screen. Mal and Evie were cuddled closely on one end of the sofa, and Evie was playing with Mal's hair gently as they watched the television.

Everyone was peaceful. That is, except for Uma who had been constantly poking fun at the people participating in the games, constantly claiming that she could do better than them.

"You might be from the Isle, but that doesn't automatically make you a survival wizard," Audrey remarked somewhat snidely as she looked over at Uma. No one could blame her for her unimpressed responses to Uma. After all, the girl had been seriously interrupting their ability to watch the show.

"How do you know? You didn't live through what I did," Uma told her with a scoff, sending a dismissive gesture in the direction of the pink princess as she dedicated the majority of her attentions to the television.

"Well, I don't think Evie could do all of those things," Audrey proclaimed, and Evie looked in Audrey's direction, pausing in her stroking of Mal's head as she watched the exchange between the other two girls. Mal looked up at her unappreciatively, and Evie just offered her sister a soft smile before continuing in her ministrations. However, she kept her eyes on Uma and Audrey since she was honestly curious about what Uma would respond with.

"That's because Evie was mooching off of Mal and her protection," Uma told Audrey with a smirk, managing to successfully combat Audrey and insult Evie all in one sentence. Evie's eyes narrowed in slight disapproval, but ultimately she decided to ignore Uma.

"Mal, was it that bad over there?" Audrey asked, and Mal shifted her gaze over to Audrey lazily as Evie scratched her fingernails against Mal's scalp gently.

"It certainly wasn't great over there," Mal commented, and Uma shot Audrey a victorious glance. Audrey just looked between the both of them skeptically for a moment before rolling her eyes.

"Personally, I think camping like that is for barbarians," Audrey voiced her opinions, choosing to take a different route now that Uma and Mal had completely nixed her attempts at proving the pirate wrong.

"Personally, I think camping like that is for the truly tough," Uma mimicked, and Audrey raised a perfectly manicured brow in the midst of her unimpressed emotions.

"Oh, please, you couldn't do it," Audrey told Uma with a scoff, painting her pinkie fingernail on her right hand.

"Speak for yourself," Uma replied, stretching her arms as she relaxed against the couch.

"I think I'd like to camp," Jane spoke timidly, throwing in her opinion.

"Why would you ever want to go camping? Don't you know there's bears in the woods?" Audrey asked, and Jane looked somewhat fearful for a moment before gaining more confidence.

"Well, Mal can turn into a dragon. I'd like to camp if Mal was going to be there," Jane piped up, and Mal raised an eyebrow, unimpressed.

"Yeah, but she can't protect you from bugs," Audrey pointed out.