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Roughin' It Part 3

Summary: After Uma boldly and perhaps stupidly proclaims that she could handle camping easily, Mal, Evie, Audrey, Jane, and Uma end up on a camping trip that none of them were prepared for in the least. Friendship feels amongst all three girls, Huma, Jarlos, Jaudrey, Bal, and Hades father/daughter feels with Mal.

"QUIT IT, UMA!!!"

"I'm not doing anything, princess!"

"YOU'RE TOUCHING ME!!!"

"I'm not touching!"

"YOU'RE TOUCHING!!!"

"Not touching!"

"Don't make me reach back there, you two!" Evie suddenly yelled, interrupting the both of them as she pointed at the two from her position in the driver's seat. Mal groaned deeply as Uma and Audrey just ploughed right through Evie's warnings, continuing in their yelling and fussing as Jane shrunk away from their fight.

They all were very much suffering the effects of being so tightly crammed in Evie's Jeep Charlene like sardines with their luggage piled high in the back to the point that it almost overflowed into the backseat where Uma, Audrey, and Jane were currently seated.

Mal herself did not mind the cramped atmosphere in the least. She enjoyed spending time with the five of the girls, as sappy as it may have sounded.

However, what she did mind was the fact that Audrey and Uma had not stopped arguing and aggravating one another since Audrey had thought it was a good idea to point out Uma's obvious bias in certain situations.

"Why did I even agree to go with you people on another trip in the first place?!" Audrey demanded in exasperation, and Uma's face lit up in a positively wicked smile as she leaned toward the pink princess from her position behind Evie's driver seat.

"'Cause you love us!" Uma told her, putting her nose against that of Audrey's and Audrey leaned away swiftly in an attempt to escape Uma's aggravation.

"I don't love you!" Audrey emphatically proclaimed, and Uma just kept following the other girl with that same mischievous expression playing across her lips as she fully enjoyed pestering the princess.

"You love me!"

"I don't!"

"You do!" Uma teased, and Mal watched as Evie's patience was wearing extremely thin.

"What gave you the slightest idea that I'm even remotely attached to you?!"

"Well, you agreed to go on this trip with me!"

"Only because I knew what Jay would do!" After only a moment more of this perpetual dispute, Evie's patience quickly expired completely. Evie slowed the car down as they traversed this small worn trail in the middle of the forest, and she reached to her foot, withdrawing a blue flat.

"Okay, you two are lucky I'm not wearing heels today!" Evie cried before swinging the shoe wildly and nearly hitting Mal in the process.

"Woah, E, watch it!" Mal yelped as Evie kept her eyes on the road and tried to hit the two troublemakers with her flat.

"Evie and Jane are sweet, Mal's okay, but you're absolutely awful!" Audrey announced as Uma grabbed Audrey's head in the crook of her arm, trying to lock her in a chokehold. Mal furrowed her brow as she glared at Audrey the best she could.

"I take offense to that!" Mal told the princess as she held her hands out defensively against Evie's wild fire.

"What do you think you are then, princess?!" Uma demanded with an evil laugh, and Evie kept swinging her shoe. Finally, the bluenette found purchase against Jane's leg.